Ok, i have had polarizing opinions on this game, but here goes.

When you first start the game, you're greeted by attempting to infiltrate the Soviet Consulate. And then, as you're about to go up, you're greeted by a guy who tells you to go find a mailbox with chalk on the side, which you can ignore or follow. (There's no prompt to do so.) On my first playthrough i ignored, and i was greeted by a boring fetch mission with a glitchy dial phone, which then lead to a pretty boring game, purely because i put no time into it. It was short and un-appetizing, and the humor almost felt juvenile. But, on the second playthrough, i decided to follow the things the NPCs told me and i had a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blast. The side missions easily added 3 times the game's face value, and all the side missions and easter eggs felt actually funny. So, that's it.

8/10, please follow the side missions for a much superior experience.

Also, there is a parody of Quake called Wedding Qake built in, it's fantastic and addicting. Wedding Qake: 8/10, lack of options.

Ok, i have had polarizing opinions on this game, but here goes. When you first start the game, you're greeted by attempting to infiltrate the Soviet Consulate. And then, as you're about to go up, you're greeted by a guy who tells you to go find a mailbox with chalk on the side, which you can ignore or follow. (There's no prompt to do so.) On my first playthrough i ignored, and i was greeted by a boring fetch mission with a glitchy dial phone, which then lead to a pretty boring game, purely because i put no time into it. It was short and un-appetizing, and the humor almost felt juvenile. But, on the second playthrough, i decided to follow the things the NPCs told me and i had a fucking blast. The side missions easily added 3 times the game's face value, and all the side missions and easter eggs felt actually funny. So, that's it. 8/10, please follow the side missions for a much superior experience. Also, there is a parody of Quake called Wedding Qake built in, it's fantastic and addicting. Wedding Qake: 8/10, lack of options.