Salad
wesley "shoots a lot" snipes
United States
worked on the last stand update

I DON'T TAKE RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS. Sorry, but I have enough people on my friends list that I barely speak to as it is.
I extra, super, mega turbo do not take random trade requests.

I'm gonna jump until bad things happen.
- Spenny

Spenny, why are you the king of bad ideas? Why do we play with you?
- mutanteggs

There's elevators, and then things happen.
- Spenny

"Is your screen, like, all red and blurry--"
- Spenny, playing No More Room in Hell

"You know who Bane is."
"Is he the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the scarecrow potato sack on his head?"

Spenny: ALSO DO YOU REMEMBER HOW THE caps lock buttons work

Spenny: i'LL BE LIKE "yEAH HE'S DEAD!" and then I'm like "The caps button was on!" and then I'm like "I'm upside down and there's 3 trees tangled in my rotors"

mutanteggs: The screws are falling out of my chair
mutanteggs: Yay
Spenny: sounds like you're
Spenny: pretty screwed
mutanteggs: No.
mutanteggs: Shut up
mutanteggs: I'll hit you with flies
mutanteggs: FLIES DAMMIT
Spenny: YYYYEEEAAAHAHHHHHHH
mutanteggs: DAMMIT

mutanteggs: thats a crans
Salad: whats a crans
mutanteggs: tixjek

Spenny: 200 pictures of the duke diamreverofnukem

"You're goin to hell, officer!"
"Not if I go to hell first!"
"...What?"

mutanteggs: clinosscrpsyh
mutanteggs: fault dsylexisc i am

Salad: mutant is a bee
Salad: stingingSentry: bzz
Spenny: Oh god why
Salad: aha what
Spenny: why the bees
Salad: The bees
Salad: THE BEES
Spenny: I need to saee that movie
Spenny: be on tv, that movie
Spenny: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Salad: bee on tv, that movie
Spenny: OH GOD
Spenny: NO
Spenny: NOOOOO

Spenny: At the Grand Canyon! [Picture of a guard railing next to the Grand Canyon]
Salad: Can't see much in the picture, but sweet
Spenny: Sorry, couldn't tell when I took it because the sun is a ♥♥♥♥.

Spenny: lET'S PCIK UP THIS GUY IN A SUIT AND SUNGLASSES AND A GUN
Spenny: i'M THE DUMBEST TAXI DRIVER EVER

Salad: Hi
Spenny: hip
Spenny: putting jp chridtmas lights
Spenny: hand frozxen
Spenny: talk later

mutanteggs: I'm walking around the house with no pants on hitting things with a tin bat
mutanteggs: brb

Spenny: rouge's wiles crashed my computer
mutanteggs: see
mutanteggs: it works on machines
mutanteggs: all machines
Spenny: I'm just concerned about the fact that all of eggman's robots are furries
Spenny: did he program that or what

scrrup:

guess what i just did against my better judgement

Your Turn, the president of your face
- A gift tag from mutanteggs

Salad: I like how like
Salad: Me and mutant have cooking problems occasionally
Salad: I don't remember you ever really mentioning anything
Spenny: I'm the king of cuisine.

Spenny: DOUBLE OR NOTHING
Spenny: DiS WATUHS SEASonD

Spenny!: also I dinisahed my sandiwhc

Spenny: also I gbought protoypejn and stucking vaqnd now I'm going to verk

"I'm Han Solo-"
"YOU'RE NOT HAN SOLO!"

Salad: the berreta needs more texture
Spenny: yes
Spenny: just like
Spenny: more terxtures on one trxture sheet
Spenny: gun, car, stuffed pig and bill's face

"No, Ellen, I'm not high, there really was a talking car!"
- Lt. Rocky's half of a phone conversation that I was not a part of

Spenny: thes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Spenny: scrakes
Spenny: i want my chicken ♥♥♥♥
Spenny: don't quote that

Spenny: Kool eyez
Spenny: Hey you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ihop
Spenny: They to here after us
Spenny: Wheres my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ waffle u fhaha
Spenny: Christmas IHOP yeahhh
worked on the last stand update

I DON'T TAKE RANDOM FRIEND REQUESTS. Sorry, but I have enough people on my friends list that I barely speak to as it is.
I extra, super, mega turbo do not take random trade requests.

I'm gonna jump until bad things happen.
- Spenny

Spenny, why are you the king of bad ideas? Why do we play with you?
- mutanteggs

There's elevators, and then things happen.
- Spenny

"Is your screen, like, all red and blurry--"
- Spenny, playing No More Room in Hell

"You know who Bane is."
"Is he the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with the scarecrow potato sack on his head?"

Spenny: ALSO DO YOU REMEMBER HOW THE caps lock buttons work

Spenny: i'LL BE LIKE "yEAH HE'S DEAD!" and then I'm like "The caps button was on!" and then I'm like "I'm upside down and there's 3 trees tangled in my rotors"

mutanteggs: The screws are falling out of my chair
mutanteggs: Yay
Spenny: sounds like you're
Spenny: pretty screwed
mutanteggs: No.
mutanteggs: Shut up
mutanteggs: I'll hit you with flies
mutanteggs: FLIES DAMMIT
Spenny: YYYYEEEAAAHAHHHHHHH
mutanteggs: DAMMIT

mutanteggs: thats a crans
Salad: whats a crans
mutanteggs: tixjek

Spenny: 200 pictures of the duke diamreverofnukem

"You're goin to hell, officer!"
"Not if I go to hell first!"
"...What?"

mutanteggs: clinosscrpsyh
mutanteggs: fault dsylexisc i am

Salad: mutant is a bee
Salad: stingingSentry: bzz
Spenny: Oh god why
Salad: aha what
Spenny: why the bees
Salad: The bees
Salad: THE BEES
Spenny: I need to saee that movie
Spenny: be on tv, that movie
Spenny: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Salad: bee on tv, that movie
Spenny: OH GOD
Spenny: NO
Spenny: NOOOOO

Spenny: At the Grand Canyon! [Picture of a guard railing next to the Grand Canyon]
Salad: Can't see much in the picture, but sweet
Spenny: Sorry, couldn't tell when I took it because the sun is a ♥♥♥♥.

Spenny: lET'S PCIK UP THIS GUY IN A SUIT AND SUNGLASSES AND A GUN
Spenny: i'M THE DUMBEST TAXI DRIVER EVER

Salad: Hi
Spenny: hip
Spenny: putting jp chridtmas lights
Spenny: hand frozxen
Spenny: talk later

mutanteggs: I'm walking around the house with no pants on hitting things with a tin bat
mutanteggs: brb

Spenny: rouge's wiles crashed my computer
mutanteggs: see
mutanteggs: it works on machines
mutanteggs: all machines
Spenny: I'm just concerned about the fact that all of eggman's robots are furries
Spenny: did he program that or what

scrrup:

guess what i just did against my better judgement

Your Turn, the president of your face
- A gift tag from mutanteggs

Salad: I like how like
Salad: Me and mutant have cooking problems occasionally
Salad: I don't remember you ever really mentioning anything
Spenny: I'm the king of cuisine.

Spenny: DOUBLE OR NOTHING
Spenny: DiS WATUHS SEASonD

Spenny!: also I dinisahed my sandiwhc

Spenny: also I gbought protoypejn and stucking vaqnd now I'm going to verk

"I'm Han Solo-"
"YOU'RE NOT HAN SOLO!"

Salad: the berreta needs more texture
Spenny: yes
Spenny: just like
Spenny: more terxtures on one trxture sheet
Spenny: gun, car, stuffed pig and bill's face

"No, Ellen, I'm not high, there really was a talking car!"
- Lt. Rocky's half of a phone conversation that I was not a part of

Spenny: thes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Spenny: scrakes
Spenny: i want my chicken ♥♥♥♥
Spenny: don't quote that

Spenny: Kool eyez
Spenny: Hey you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ihop
Spenny: They to here after us
Spenny: Wheres my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ waffle u fhaha
Spenny: Christmas IHOP yeahhh
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Jules 2019年1月1日 12時44分 
My new years resolution is to eat more of you this year. :clover:
Jules 2018年1月18日 2時08分 
With great beard comes great responsibility.
- T-Pain
ChoccyMilk 2017年10月17日 20時16分 
Do you like moths?
Splinks 2015年9月23日 15時27分 
Legend goes this user is nothing but a living beard that took the life of a young man and to this day lives the life of it's victim.
mutanteggs 2015年8月9日 15時49分 
Good trader, very open about his sexual mores, comfortable with being in enclosed spaces, and can breathe water.
spenny 2015年8月9日 12時30分 
Good trader, very welcoming and happy to talk aout his valuable TF2 items. Would recommend.