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This happened to me once on benadryl

Bought the game in early 2020, I really had high hopes but:
-Battlepass that also forces you to interact with it in order to progress the game story
-Premium store
-People getting perma banned for no reason
-Devs don't care about the community
Really disappointed in Crema for what they've done on full launch. Game has increased in price, which is fine, but they've decided to add a battle pass and paid currency into a P2P game - Which is scummy to begin with.
Don't buy this game.

It made me want to cry and eat pancakes

If you're looking for a review on this game you've come to the wrong place, but if you're looking for an outstanding pie recipe you've come to the right place.

Ingredients:

1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.

I wish I could forget this game...so I could play for the first time again.

Il gioco e' stupendo, uno dei migliori rhythm game degli ultimi anni.
La prospettiva ed i colori son fantastici, tra l'altro e' possibile giocare in multiplayer tramite riproduzione remota.
Veni, Vidi, AVICII. ◢ ◤

Art of Rally e' un gioco differente a qualsiasi altro gioco di rally uscito finora.
Lo stile grafico e' ottimo, colorato e dettagliato.
Possiamo dire lo stesso anche sulla parte guidata, che e' semplice, ma comunque competitiva.
Le piste son fatte benissimo, oltre ad esser fantastiche esteticamente, anche la parte legata agli angoli risulta fatta alla perfezione. Nessun angolo e' uguale ad uno precedente, cosi' da portarti a prestare attenzione ogni singola volta.
Le macchine sono la parte che preferisco, ritroviamo macchine storiche, ognuna con il proprio stile di guida/velocita' etc
il tutto con una marea di skin totalmente FREE
Voto: prima volta che apprezzo un gioco di rally, 10/10

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If you're asking what you should do with this game, trust me, all you need is refund.

R.I.P. Keyboard 10/10