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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
22.5 hrs on record (22.1 hrs at review time)
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R.E.P.O – The Ultimate shopping cart simulator!
⭐ 5/5 Broke my mentality and my ass

Ever wanted to be a repo agent, but thought, “You know what would make this better? Vomiting parasites and sensitive hearing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥” Well, R.E.P.O has got you covered!

In this game, you play as an underpowered wierd looking bot tasked with reclaiming very fragile items from cursed houses. Because apparently, even monsters have unpaid debts. And let me tell you—these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are NOT happy about their furniture getting repossessed. Imagine Ghostbusters meets Storage Wars, but with more screaming and less legality.

The gameplay is a perfect mix of horror and comedy. One moment you’re sneaking into an abandoned mansion, carefully prying a demon-possessed dance box off the counter, and the next, a shotgun is YEETING a straight at your head. It’s terrifying, yet somehow hilarious. The best part?

The only downside? Well there is no such a thing.

Final Verdict:
If you love horror, comedy, and the idea of playing an underpaid repo agent, R.E.P.O is a must-play.
Posted 1 March.
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3.7 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
veri nice
Posted 30 November, 2024.
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27.3 hrs on record (14.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I saw a pokemon
Posted 4 February, 2024.
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18.3 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
5/5 might ♥♥♥ later
Posted 20 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
136.0 hrs on record (15.8 hrs at review time)
I've never seen a worse elo system anywhere than in this game, silvers have to play against smurfs or old diamonds, which makes the ranked system uselessl. I recommend deleting the game and getting a life!
Posted 7 December, 2023. Last edited 23 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
10.0 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
5/5 sex with robot
Posted 6 December, 2023.
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40.5 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
5/5 got my pants wet many times :)
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
4.2 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
6/5 got my ♥♥♥♥ hard :)
Posted 5 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
15.4 hrs on record
Saw a ghost, my peepee got hard.
Posted 3 November, 2023.
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6.2 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
-REP can't have sex with zombie
Posted 27 March, 2023.
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