meow >.<

I was offered ♥♥♥ with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a gf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your ♥♥♥♥♥ average girl, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai girlfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

+rep top-notch skills

3rd gayest slur i know <3

HOW, do you fail EVERY SINGLE TIME with background player, be as useless as possible, lose every chase, go down shortly after even trying to taunt, fail EVERY flashbang, go down yet again. then DC. just how are you that bad? -doc