This man slaps so you better stay on his good side.

White power, brother!

At the end of Endgame, Thanos agrees to undo everything he's done if the Avengers can beat him in a penis measuring contest, but none of the avengers even came close. Even the Hulk is shorter than Thanos by a noticeable amount, and their girth isn't even comparable. That's when, at the last moment, Captain Marvel pulls down her pants and unleashes the phattest hawg the multiverse has ever seen. Shamed by her immense size, Thanos undoes all that he has done, and then commits Japanese ritual suicide. AKA seppuko. Thanos has brought great shame to his family. He is now buried in an unmarked grave in your backyard. Salute to our fallen alien brother everyone.

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