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If you jerk off twice per day for a year, how much distance does your foreskin travel per year? An experiment.

So to start out, some units of measurement. One movement is the skin moving up OR down once. Two movements is one jerk. I measured the distance my foreskin travels per movement by holding it at the top, moving it down, and measuring the difference between my thumb in the first and second position. This was around 6 cm (on an average ♥♥♥♥). This means that one full jerk is 6 x 2, or 12 cm.

I then looked up the average masturbation time for a human male. The result I found was around 15 minutes. Now, in order to know how much your foreskin moves in one session, I had to measure it of course. I decided to jerk off at a consistent, average speed for 1 minute and multiplied that number by 15. I counted 182 full jerks in that minute. Now let's do some more calculations.

182 jerks of 12 cm each, equals 182 x 12 cm = 2184 cm per minute, or 21.84 m. In or

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Burger King. That name is so bloody complicated, it took me like 3 months of non-stop thought to figure this out. 'King' is an instantiation of a patriarchal mode of being, isnt it? It's like a 'fatherly figure that exists at the top of all possible dominance hierarchies'.

But it's not a 'king' when you go to burger king. It's the instantiation of an individual being the embodiment of the ideal of a king. The typified aspect of kingship is inexorably tied up with the word. And what does the typified father figure do? Well, he provides! Doesn't he? He provides food and shelter and burgers

When Alexander Solzhenitsyn was in the gulags he thought about food a lot. They were given 10 ounces of bread a day and that's it! One of the things he tried to puzzle out, is in what way had life up until that point been complicit in producing the soviet state. And that's a question that if you really tried to answer it, phew, man, thats, thats rough man. Takes you to a dark place

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anyone kiss?

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help

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