Recent reviews by Mango

Boycott Sony, sorry Arrowhead.
Update: Sony backed down. Sorry again, Arrowhead.

the children crave the mines

CEO needs a couple reality checks

-I find it difficult to enjoy multiplayer
-No Co-op... unless you use a tunneling application like Hamachi... but still
-Advancing in-game might be a bit tedious for some people
-Magic weapons and armor are overpowered (Spectre Armor, Razorpine, Razorblade Typhoon, Blizzard Staff, et cetera)
-Graphics are extremely old-looking (but I think the game would look worse if the textures were more realistic)

-Like Minecraft (unmodded Minecraft)

• but with more swords
  
• and a higher difficulty
  
• and more mobs
  
• and obviously more bosses
  
• and more ores

-The world is worthy and ripe for exploration
-Most Hardmode bosses are difficult which makes it more rewarding in the case of a victory
-If you want to experience all that the game has to offer, it would take well over 50 hours (for me it took 140+ hours... damn truffle worms)
-The game has obtainable costumes to put some more dazzle on your character

• Ninja
  
• Egyptian Pharaoh
  
• A hero from a certain franchise whose name makes you think that the name of the main protagonist is Zelda
  
• A certain famous Plumber, of whom may or may not be Italian

-Magic weapons
-Guns
-Flamethrower
-Watergun that shoots deadly bubbles
-Homing green bullets
-A weapon that shoots a literal piranha
-Wings
-KILLER PLANT BOSS
-FLYING BLUE PIGFISH
-ROBOT SANTA
-MAD PINE TREE WHO LIKES SPEWING NEEDLES EVERYWHERE
-A HOVERBOARD
-and MARIO'S BLOODY FIRE FLOWER *pluck pluck pluck*

Why the hell are you still reading this!? PLAY IT!