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baraye etela'ate bishtar ba ma dar tamas bashid
Nemoone kasayi ke nanashoono gayidam: XD
sotooni bemola
eshg mn :D
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It’s been a year since I met him.
One of my friends — a Faceit level 10 legend — introduced us.
We started queuing together, syncing strats, clutching rounds.
We were unbeatable…
Except against one guy.
Zexo.
After that unforgetable party at Zexo's house, everything was chill — until one day, my buddy told me he got a new 4K 480Hz monitor, built an $8000 setup, and turned his basement into a full-blown gaming arena.
He invited me over for a LAN party with him and an unknown guy.
I was hyped. I packed my mouse, my headset… and my trust.
When I got there, he opened the door wearing only a tactical vest.
Weird, but… maybe he’s just immersed.
I followed him downstairs — and that’s when things went sideways.
Zexo was there.
Strapped to his gaming chair… with BDSM gear.
The walls were covered with gay posters.
And the air smelled like shiiiiiii, sweat, and betrayal.
Before I could react, I felt arms around me.
He hugged me from behind and whispered:
“Puppet kesaafat khoshgel man… you really thought you could deny me?”
I froze, It was my manhood that he was targeting.
The pressure was overwhelming. Somthing large and firm was pressing againts me from behind.
I was instantly overcome with panic.
But I knew karate.
I spun around, we grappled, and both of us tumbled down the stairs.
He hit the ground… hard.
Groin first.The sound was like a chopstick stick snapping.
I didn’t wait. I ran.
Ran past the fridge, which was field with nothing but bottles of baby oil, lining every shelf.
But before i could reach outside,somthing hard hit the back of my head, Everything went black. when I woke up, I was lying in a park, cold and stripped.
Now I’m asking the gaming community, and all of sigma anti LGBTQ+ heroes out there, Please… support us men.
Together, we can fight off the predators who are after our ASSES.
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Please stop screaming it
merc ke gofti waller recordat hast ta farda sob maskharat konim :DDDD