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The story is apparently great. I wouldn't know, because the controls suck so much ass that I've just given up, and the gameplay is boring, repetitive, and generic.

It's a timeless classic, but twenty quid for a thirteen year old game is something of a ♥♥♥♥ in the bum.

About five minutes of actual gameplay compared to about sixty years of cutscenes, and I'd be hesitant to call "walk from here to there" gameplay. This game is proof that Konami were right to fire Kojima, because if this was the ♥♥♥♥ he was trying to make then good riddance to him. I got this free with a laptop and I feel like I was ripped off.

This DLC is not worth the money. It completely clashes with the main game and the other two DLCs by randomly introducing supernatural elements which aren't even hinted at elsewhere. It features enemies which are annoying and a weapon that is quite frankly pathetic against them.
0/10 would not recommend.

At an asking price of £18.99, this has less than 2 hours of gameplay, buy it if it's on sale but at full price, I do not recommend.

Blatant mlp ripoff, all the achievements have the exact same name and you get them for performing the exact same thing, and quite frankly, despite the fact this game was given to me as a gift by a friend, I still feel massively ripped off. Are they raking in money on getting gullible fools to watch the "sponsored videos" to gain more in-game currency?

Why do I need a kernel level anticheat that blocks My mods to play in singleplayer?

Even without Xen (yet), this game is thoroughly challenging and enjoyable. If Half-Life were made today, I have not a doubt in my mind that it would be like this.

9/9

Having played a few rounds with CPU players, I can say that this is fun as hell, and not just because I get to nuke Africa.

Devs decided to release a patch that completely broke matchmaking because apparently crossplay with Epic is important? Lmao.