Senaste recensioner av Decriminalise Drunk Driving

"Mr Theng, either you come with me willingly, or I cut off your hands and bitchslap you with them, all the way to where we're going"
-Rico Rodriguez
"I AM BOLO SANTOHZEEEH LEADAH OF THE REEPAHZ"
"RIDE THEM RAW"
-Bolo "rapist" Santosi
These and other such quotes are why you need to purchase this game. The ♥♥♥♥♥♥ voice acting just makes it all the better for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about. Imagine if Michael Bay with ADHD made a video game, and you'd have something resembling this.

cons: Doesn't look good, not very easy to pick up controls (very lacklustre tutorial), expects you to actually know how to fly a Eurofighter.

pros: Has Eurofighter typhoons.

10/10

This game WAS quite fun. Until some monumentous ♥♥♥♥-up on Ubisoft's part with my uPlay account, or, more accurately titled: uDon'tplay. Thanks to this, I am unable to run this game, even though I LEGALLY PURCHASED IT WITH MY OWN MONEY. DO NOT BUY THIS, PIRATE IT INSTEAD. The game itself is enjoyable.
https://defectivebydesign.org/

This game is far greater than its predecessor, here, your skill is all that matters, rather than your level in Payday 2. There are FAR less hackers as well, which is fun. The maps are large and challenging, although the constant battles can get a bit wearing after a while. The stealth mission is extremely fun, it feels much more tense than Payday 2, because there's no detection meter, or kills or anything. Definitely worth your time, especially now that it's free.

This game is conclusive proof that Half-Life is the greatest game of all time, as even Randy Pitchford couldn't screw it up.