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𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓨𝓮𝓪𝓻
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Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires.
Q: How long does it take?
A: It's indeterminate.
It will depend upon how many flats they've brought with them.
Q: What happens if you've got TWO flats?
A: They replace your generator.
say again, please?
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River: (cryptically to Jayne) "They took Christmas away."
Jayne: (confused) "What the hell now?"
River: "Came downstairs for the shiny presents...they took the tree, and the
stockings...nothing left but coal."
Jayne: (to Simon) "Would you shut her up?"
River: (to Jayne) "Don't look in the closet, either -- it's greedy."
(smiles) "It's not in the spirit of the holiday."
Jayne: "You shut the hell up right now or so help me, I'll shut you up."
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A couple of months in the laboratory can frequently save a
couple of hours in the library.
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People who would not believe a High Priest if he said the sky was blue, and was able to produce signed affidavits to this effect from his white-haired old mother and three Vestal virgins, would trust just about anything whispered darkly behind their hand by a complete stranger.
(Maskerade)
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Know what I hate most? Rhetorical questions.
-- Henry N. Camp
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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"Eureka," he said.
"Going to have a bath then?"
-- Philosophy in action
(Terry Pratchett, Small Gods)
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The help people need most urgently is help in admitting that they need help.
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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
-- Frank Zappa
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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
Real programmers don't bring brown-bag lunches. If the vending machine
doesn't sell it, they don't eat it. Vending machines don't sell quiche.
Reaches a decision rapidly after taking account of all likely outcomes and estimating the route most likely to bring success. The decisions almost always turn out to be good ones. Tries to follow instructions but can sometimes miss a step or misinterpret what is required. Stays cool in an emergency, but needs help from others to take the right action quickly. Meticulous in keeping the workplace clean and tidy. ℕ𝕒𝕥 makes a habit of keeping own area clean and hazard-free and also assists and encourages others to do the same.
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ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ
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will return to all rates tomorrow, thanks for the support!
(this is the last one i promise)
(for real)
(maybe)
there racism solved
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