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6 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
ВНИМАНИЕ: Китайская помойка

Повёлся на красивые скриншоты и крайне высокие рекомендуемые системные требования, ожидал увидеть геймплейный VR бенчмарк, предела моего удивления я не нашел по прежнему.
Описывать здесь даже не знаю с чего начать, оружие отвратительно реализовано, игра плохо переведена(при попытке переключить что либо язык снова меняется на китайский).

Геймплей отвратителен, попади во врага 20 раз из пластмассового пистолетика и увидишь как он нелепо упадет, а взамен появятся 2 других.

С суперсэмплингом 1.5 - не запускается на 1080ti и 8700k :DD
Posted 16 March, 2019. Last edited 16 March, 2019.
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68.5 hrs on record (29.4 hrs at review time)
10 тильпуэль из 10

Лучшая стратегия на все времена с точки зрения глубины погружения, сюжетная линия которую действительно интересно проходить. Познакомился с игрой в далеком 2003 году, на сд-диске купленом в пиратском магазине с локализацией "рыбной" и не расстаюсь по сей день.

Это не 4х и даже не 2х, это классическая RTS в её самом прямом понимании, фактически, эпоха империй с мифическими юнитами и блекджеком. В отличии от последней не такая сырая, с интересными героями (Аякс, Одиссей, Хирон, Аркантос) и довольно интересной хотя и банальной сюжетной перепетией.

Обьективный минус один, и он не связан геймплейно, а скорее с возрастом игры. Если хотите мультиплеер, без хорошего (ХОРОШЕГО) и крайне стабильного интернета, вам здесь делать нечего. Пир-2-Пир система означает что ваш не очень хороший интернет, это сломанная игра для всей команды.

Однозначный мастхев за скромные 5$ (а можно и на распродаже за 2.5).

Posted 22 December, 2018.
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353.8 hrs on record (118.0 hrs at review time)
After around 100 hours spent in second and 3 characters lvl 30(max) Vermintide I think it`s time for me to share some feelings and thoughts that I got about this beautiful game.

Just to understand me a little bit more, I own first Vermintide but only managed to stay there around 30 hours summary, the game was interesting, but not too much. Well, the things have dramatically changed in the second one, why?

Here is a list of few things that personally for me were better than in the first game:
you have 5 heroes with 15 classes, thats right, 15 classes that bring absolutely different gameplay.

My personal favorite is Bardin Goreksson a.k.a - Dwarf. Team play oriented character with huge supportive potential, basically, the most helpful Hero in the game. So the Dwarf has 3 specs

Ranger - range-combat oriented dwarf with medium survivability, invis and supportive perks like additional ammo, grenades or potions for your team. His job is to slay specials, elites, support during the boss fights and clean-up the trash (many things in this game depend on your weapon pick)

The Ironbreaker, yes, those legendary warhammer tunnel fighters in super heavy gromrill armor, with biggest survivability in the game where your job is to tank the hordes and transfer the dmg from your teammates, has mass-agro ability, passive and active dmg resistance. This specialization is the most helpful in the game, and if you want to farm Legendary difficulty, without this little guy your chances go down.

And the Slayer. Naked, half-crazy dwarfs who try to die in the most glorious way possible to wash away his dwarven pride from any kind of insult or shame he coulnt swallow. His job is, well, this dude is crazy and extremely skill-needed, so when you see a slayer on legend. Or you`ll get destroyed by this idiot who jumps in the middle of the horde like crazy with his 2 axes, or get carried af. His job is to kill everything, has no ranged weapon but can jump like crazy for few dozens of meters.

And all these features are only about ONE hero in the game, and you have 5 of them. you got around 13 maps so far and 4 diff levels which at its minimum will give you not less than 20-30 hours of pure and interesting gameplay which is absolutely a fair deal for its price.

Dont listen to idiots who go for tumb down saying that the game is boring and ugly, you just need around 10 hours to understand what and where to do, and dont be afraid to go higher difficulties when you think that your level or something is not enough, you can farm warrior difficulty with your 10-15 level party with no problem if you cooperate and play as a team (please dont go legend if you didnt master your class or you dont want to play seriously.)

Best of luck, lads. Feel free to ask any questions you got.
Posted 10 July, 2018.
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592.6 hrs on record (565.7 hrs at review time)
After plently of bought DLC`s and money thrown in the devs to continue support of the game I faced a bug that literally downs to 0 all your progress (where I had almost all perks maxed).

And here`s where a huge pile of ♥♥♥♥ is hidden. These dudes dont care about the player base, their support team twice decided to close my support tickets and removed posts from their forums without ANY explanation given.

Trust me, this is the last penny ever that I gave to those scammers and absolutely useless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who work in Tripwire support team - your guys suck ♥♥♥♥ and It`s surely real.

Huge dislike, not ever again I`ll buy ♥♥♥♥ from tripwire, worst bunch of lamers I`ve ever seen in a succesful project.
Posted 31 March, 2018. Last edited 31 December, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
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0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Когда-то пару лет назад был дико заинтересован весьма качественной презентацией и интересным сеттингом.

В 2014 играл не через стим клиент, игра была откровенно сырой и не очень играбельной, подкупала атмосфера и тот самый обещанный оупер ворлд с блекджеком и вы знаете кем.

Вернулся чтобы посмотреть как с игрой обстоят дела на данный момент и мы имеем весьма посредственный фри2плей шуттер с проебанными полимерами по всем направлением, играть откровенно неприятно и вкладывать деньги в проект(что я с радостью делаю в других проектах) здесь желания, увы, нет.

На оптимизацию жаловаться не стану т.к играю на мощном конфиге, но того самого ощущения "комфорта и иммерсии" не было тогда, нет и сейчас. Онлайна нет, исполненых обещаний нет.

Не смотря на все фейлы, разработчиков можно похвалить за стремление и веру в проект. Не смотря на явное фиаско, его поддержка все еще продолжается и что-то там даже обновляют(привет DOW III)!
По всем остальным пунктам можно сказать только одно, провал и "Начальник бл***ь, этот пид***ас обосрался".

Жаль и не рекомендую.
Posted 13 March, 2018.
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0.2 hrs on record
Absolutely stunning!Wish it was a bit longer, ready to participate in funding of the full-version
Posted 25 February, 2018.
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63.7 hrs on record (36.9 hrs at review time)
I would not recommend buying this product at any cost even if there would be no total cheating problem and never-ending alfa(that is still ON, dont believe this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with 1.0 version!)

Pros:
- Good idea
- Possibly the best engine for battle-royale type of games(That works bad)
Cons:
- Disgusting optimization, you need "top" or at least "strong middle" pc just simply have normal experience(not good).
- Even with TOP pc species game still doesnt have any smooth gameplay experience. Everything feels, runs and looks slow and not comfortable. (You will understand what I mean when you`ll try to play, but trust me you dont want this).
- Insane amount of different kind of bugs that you will face literally every match(missing textures, objects go thru them, buggy rides, small rock can teleport you and your vehicle to stratosphere).
- Cheaters flooded the servers and nothing changes for months since that moment, you can go and find many videos where popular streamers hack to show their protest and still not getting banned(!).
- From line above comes another problem, game support and whole ticket system just doesnt work, at all. Your reports will not change anything.

I will shorten this review just to save time of mine and yours because this garbage just doesnt worth it, PUBG is just bad, bad at anything and buying this game means supporting the developers that feed us with trash-low-quality producs. Buying this trash means investing in this extremely popular early-access psychosis.
Posted 24 January, 2018.
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14.1 hrs on record
"Life is strange не помогла заполнить пустоту внутри меня, как другие игры, она сделала что-то большее."

Здесь будет много слов и не будет спойлеров.

(Авт.) Life is Strange - игра, которую по непонятным причинам я пропустил и игнорировал вплоть до недавнего времени, ждав именно "того самого момента" когда я буду достаточно открыт для познания всей прелести этой истории.

(Опис.)Почему истории? Называть Life is Strange игрой было бы оскорблением. Настолько здесь все хорошо что однозначно чувствуется, будь у разработчика достаточный бюджет - здесь было бы истории на сотни часов.
Игра позволяет нам попасть в сказку полную разочарований, несправедливости и безысходности, сказку, которую мы можем видеть каждый день у себя на работе, дома, на улицах ваших городов.
В чем тогда смысл, спросите вы меня? А смысл в том, что в игре поднимаются эти самые вопросы под настолько специфически совершенным и полным углом, что мы задумываемся о таких вещах, о которых не принято говорить за посиделками за столом с друзьями и родными.
О вещах, которые мы с ужасом прокручиваем у себя в голове раз за разом перед сном судорожно сжимая одеяло.

(Итог)Life is Strange однозначно заслуживает высшего внимания, здесь есть недостатки, но о них вы не задумаетесь пока не проживете эту историю и не прокрутите картинку произошедшего у себя в голове еще с десяток раз глядя на на пустую стену в полной растерянности.

Не вздумайте пропустить это, вы очень много потеряете, как чуть не сделал я.
Posted 19 January, 2018. Last edited 19 January, 2018.
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315.8 hrs on record (60.1 hrs at review time)
One of the core features of the game - voice chat got completely broken since the game got published on EPIC, since then noone give a damn about that, game abandoned.
Posted 9 January, 2018. Last edited 27 January, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
25.7 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
Death is not an escape and this game has brought the new understanding and put new meta in this words, but still, with all amount of pros that this game has I still dont recommend you to buy it!
(If you wanna see the conclusion - scroll down)

You can find a lot of words about how good is the game according to its rating (in the moment of writing this review is mostly positive with more than 70% of positive reviews) so i`m gonna go for the negative stuff.

1. The biggest problem of this game imo is the community itself, no, its not the players fault that in 50% of your plays you will face such thing as leavers(sometimes the party of 3 dudes leave the game and you need to fix bloody 3 generators to get out, ofc if you are extremely experienced player with huge amount of rare perks and boosts it may be possible, but for 90% of the players its legit impossible. What you get? - Ruined game.

And its not the community problem, no, its not about the players, when the game is being developed the devs must predict such stuff and implement instruments that will prevent most of those negative things that may ruin your experience. Well, this game has no protection from you being flamed, trolled or owned by lack of balance. The thing is called player protection against themselvs, devs dont know this word.

2. And here is the second biggest thing that we came to, balance. Yes, you ask yourself how is that even possible that competetive game that is 100% based on interaction with real-players can live on without such thing. Well, there it is.
Some of the killers are extremely hard to play and not even 10% as rewarding as it`s supposed to be and you get owned by them likely in 90% of the games and devs do nothing for months!

2.1 Talking about the ridiculous things, this game has competetive rank matchmaking, and guess what? Right, Ranks are only numbers, you will still face with your rank 20(the lowest one) players that have thousands of hours in this game, full perks and huge ranks(When I was lvl 19 maniaс with like 5 hours of play, I have faced the full 4-men squad with ranks 5-7 and It was my maximum, but some of my friends faced even higher ranks. The whole rank system doesnt work, its just dead, and with all my player experience I can tell that this is one of the WORST ranking systems in games.

3. Report system, nothing to say in here, it just doesnt work, at all. 99.9% of the situation the leavers , trolls, salty yo-mama guys will not get anything even if they get reported by the whole server squad.

So what we get in the end? - Quite bad game with good idea and terrible implementation none of the devs do really care about, if you are able to surive between all those negative sides and you are an experienced player with huge amount of spare-time, most likely you`r gonna like the game. If you are not a kiddo with a lot of things in real-life and only few hours to play after work, THIS GAME IS NOT FOR YOU, DONT BUY IT.
Posted 1 December, 2017. Last edited 3 December, 2017.
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