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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Complete and utter garbage, even as far as Arcade games go.. this is just abysmal
Shocking physics.

Cars do not handle like this.. not even in the slightest..
Posted 2 September, 2024. Last edited 2 September, 2024.
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768.6 hrs on record (340.4 hrs at review time)
Now that the Devs are not so focused on *META* Bashing... as if this was a PvP game its headed back to being all about the fun and power fantasy!

Great fun antics as always when playing with friends.

Apart from Crashing Inconsistency with each patch, Game is getting back to being FUN
Posted 5 May, 2024. Last edited 19 September, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.1 hrs on record (7.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I jumped in just before the *Rebuild* update launched and was having a lot of fun with it, well worth the tiny price for a few evenings of silly zombie survival/looting/base building (hording of goodies)

Legacy: Appears to be more of a game on the surface but as the *SOLO* Dev has pointed out... has reached the limits of what the old systems were capable of and made the tough decision to rebuild the entire project in Unreal Engine 5

Rebuild: Launched a bit early in my opinion, but with all the main systems now in place after 8+ months of hard work by the SOLO Dev he needed people to test stuff and then its big map building time to bring it in line with the legacy content.

TLDR: The rebuild is the right direction and content should come quickly now, if you dont want to wait.. you can always use the beta branch swapping feature within steam library to play legacy while you wait.

Thanks for your efforts and the patience you had discussing things with me on Discord right after the swap over. <3
Posted 1 November, 2023. Last edited 1 November, 2023.
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182 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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2.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Game is dead since adding Kernel level anti cheat that no one trusts.
Game was sold on its PVE aspects... but they neglected it in favour of dead PVP.. smart?..

Once the Kernel crap is removed and content for PVE is abundant maybe people will come back.. you know.. the reason people purchased it in the first place?

Had a promising future, buggy.. but the goal was clear and insight.

Games with this level of invasive software installed along side it NEED a clear warning on their pages.. its quite worrying.
Posted 30 October, 2023. Last edited 30 October, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
69.7 hrs on record (51.1 hrs at review time)
Its nice having *good* AAA releases..
Not these rushed trashy money grabs we keep getting normally..

Thanks Bethesda for a... Bethesda game in space (Less buggy than expected too! (MUCH))
And to all the complete morons talking of *woke* content.. you are all incredibly stupid.. The world is made up of all sorts of people even if you don't like it or them... and so is this universe (Thanks Bethesda for being inclusive and giving us a breadth of very different situations and people to interact with.)

And yes.. i am a white male so you can stop typing that BS already :P
8/10 (It scratches many itches all in 1 game..)
Posted 7 September, 2023. Last edited 7 September, 2023.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Entirely underwhelming, set of 4 weak guns... lots of fluff decals, 3 missions of just throw bullet sponges in groups instead of smarter gameplay.
Posted 31 August, 2022.
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12.5 hrs on record (12.0 hrs at review time)
TDLR:
Fantastic and ♥♥♥♥ at the same time, and still worth the money...

Pros:
Graphics 4/5
Story 2.5/5
Regularly added FREE content
Humours atmosphere
Physics & IK (fantastic gun handling when not wibbling to exaggerated weights)

Cons:
Everything feels wibbly wobbly (walking near corpses has you getting stuck and wobble in such a way that feels stupid)
Physics & IK
Environments are hit or miss (bland and not very imaginative outside of the puzzle sections)
climbing up stuff is piss poor (up the tops of ledges or ladders)
VIVE CONTROL IMPLEMENTATION IS ATROCIOUS (no matter how much i ask they will not add the ability to disable CLICK TO FUXKING MOVE ON TOUCHPADS)
Posted 10 January, 2021.
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53.1 hrs on record (49.4 hrs at review time)
A true gem for those that love to create.
Posted 25 November, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
Great for console/Controller players, utter trash for Wheels. completely lifeless force feedback where it counts.

VR implementation is the only good thing really. feels as arcade as Forza, will just stick to Assetto Corsa.
Posted 6 June, 2020.
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0.0 hrs on record
Going to keep this short.. Short like the DLC much like the last DLC.. Short

Overall adds a little bit of back story to the refinery base you visit in the main game.. Pretty much it.

Takes under an hour to complete.

LOTS of AMMO EVERYWHERE (doesnt fit with the survival appeal of the rest of the content and difficulty does nothing to effect it this time around)

LOTS of GUNS EVERYWHERE! (take your pick most of your favourites will be around somewhere)

Voice acting was pretty much on par with the rest of the games content. (thumbs up)

Enjoyable but to damn short, easy and predictable.

Bugs galore this time around sadly.

1: Often starting the game without a weapon (die and hope it spawns with you this time... having to listen to the truck crash gets old fast)
2: Holsters have broken every single time through this DLC (unable to take weapons from holsters, SUPER ANNOYING - Dying Fixes it)
3: Things and team mates fall through floor a lot.
4: Difficulty setting has NO EFFECT!

Do i recommend?
If you are dying for more content for this game.. Sure
If you are easily annoyed with bugs.. Wait

I am going to say no though, way off the £ per hour scale here lol if it was a memorable experience then id have said yes.

Side note: This dev team is always so damn quiet.. wish they would communicate more.
Side note to Devs and Steam: The screenshots to show off this DLC are False / Inaccurate there are never this many zombies in any one place at one time.. even the end "Swarm" is smaller than shown in the screenshots.. Fix please
Posted 14 October, 2019. Last edited 14 October, 2019.
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