Global Elite? Nah, that’s too pedestrian for our man here. He’s transcended ranks. When he queues up, the other team starts praying to Gaben. Rumor has it that his crosshair placement is guided by ancient ape spirits. And don’t even get me started on his bunny hops—they’re practically interdimensional.

Has also phoned valve on occasion

Good cs player, sometimes gets nosebleeds when he's angry

has the most enormous balls i have ever had the pleasure of sucking.would recommend!:) also he needs to realise that he can't walk sideways through doorways due to the constant 5 metre boner he constantly has ,should prob get it checked out

i hope this man has much sex in future

♥♥♥♥♥♥ slimy balls