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I've got a Dolphin wife and two little Dolphin babies and we spend all day hanging out, playing in the waves, and receiving lethal doses of radiation because Japanese people keep dumping nuclear waste on top of us.
We don't let tragedy get us down though, because if you could describe life as a Dolphin in one word it would be FREEDOM! Unless of course you're like my cousin Dolphin Jim who got snagged in a fishing net and then beaten to death so his bones can be turned into pills that makes the guy who invented the Playstation's ♥♥♥♥ hard.
But hey it could be worse at least we're not getting shot by cops for being black Dolphin Dave over and out I didn't read this article.
6:20 AM - Michael (1): I puked inside your cousin and she asked for more!
6:21 AM - Michael (1): Your sister slobbered over my knobs and she asked for more.
5:31 AM - Michael: whoa
5:32 AM - Michael: what the ♥♥♥♥ m8
Life is short, so you should live it to the fullest cause you dont know when you will die.
rest in your own filth mike
weeaboo
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
3:54 PM - Fendi-Bull: Nicki Minaj ft Fendi - My friend name Michael used to ride motorcycles, ♥♥♥♥ bigger than a tower I ain't talking about eiffel's
7:26 PM - Michael left chat.
7:26 PM - Fendi: Wow, I wanna sleep on the bed with him. :(