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🌸😺🎄| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
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Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to share the
experience. (Actually, Californians don't screw in
light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs.)
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the light bulb and two to fend off all
those Californians trying to share the experience.
wut
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Doggy
A herd of ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ugly reds.
are rushing from the
mainland.
Crime rate skyrockeded!
Hongkong is ruined!
Therefore, The Hongkong
government called Bruce Lee's
relative "Chin"
for the massacre of the reds.
Chin is a killer machine.
Wipe out all 1.2 billion of
the red communists!
However, in mainland China
there was a project
in progress! A project to
transform the deceased Tong
Shau Ping into an ultimate
weapon!
Boy: NO
She heard enough and was hurt...she walked away with tears in her eyes.
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: your not pretty..... Your beautiful
Boy: I don't want to be with you forever..... I need to be with you forever
Boy: I don't like you ..... I love you
Boy:I wouldn't cry if you walked away..... I would die if you walked away
Boy whispers: plzz stay with me
Girl whispers: I will.....
•Tonight at midnight your True love will realize he loves you
•Something good will happen to you @ 1-4 p.m.
• Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
• Get ready for the shock of your life!
• If you don't post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years
…………………...☼☼...
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……………… .*♥♫♀♂♫♥*’…
………..……*♥•♦►♫◄••♥* …
……………*♥☺▬♥☺♥▬☺♥* …
………….*♥•♥▬#♠ ♥#▬♥•*♥*…
…………*♥♫♥♥▬♫♥ ♥♫▬♥*♫* …
………*♥☺♥☺♥♫*♣♥♫♥☺♥☺ ♥*…
…….*♥♣♫♥♣♥☺♥♫♥☺♥� �♫♣♥*…
…….*♥♥☺♣♥♫♥♥♫♥☺♥♫ ♥♣☺♥♥*…
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………………….๑۩۞۩๑…
•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.¸.•*´❄`*•.
(☆*✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2017✦✦ *☆ )
*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*´*•.✩.•*
…………………...☼☼.………
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……………… .*♥♫♀♂♫♥*’………
………..……*♥•♦►♫◄••♥* ………
……………*♥☺▬♥☺♥▬☺♥* ……… Happy Holidays & Merry Christmas :)
………….*♥•♥▬#♠ ♥#▬♥•*♥*………
…………*♥♫♥♥▬♫♥ ♥♫▬♥*♫* ………
………*♥☺♥☺♥♫*♣♥♫♥☺♥☺ ♥*………
…….*♥♣♫♥♣♥☺♥♫♥☺♥� �♫♣♥*………
…….*♥♥☺♣♥♫♥♥♫♥☺♥♫ ♥♣☺♥♥*………
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………………….๑۩۞۩๑…………………
merry christmas.