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scrotums do not exist

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Enter the scrotum!

max i bulldozed you

vagene

boob

ok

kill me

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"Guys. What does it mean when you pee blood?" - Random internet guy

onion layers skin

heck

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dad im downloading boobs again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ )

Thank you guys 😀

Happy Birthday!!!

:)))

Thank you

happy b-day

hi max

rest in piece

smh Dead sniper

gasp

i'll bomb more than just your inbox
em em

bro this guy is my OG

Yesssssssssssssssssssss

Do you still feel free?

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

+rep smells good

Bello signore! Today I come to you with un offerta that is irresistible! Oggi, you can join the Milizia Volontaria per la Sicurezza Nazionale without ethnic screening! Due to very low membership, la milizia is opening people of all races, religions, and backgrounds into our ranks! Gloria a Regno d'Italia!

<3

I pocket medic him everytime he snipes

ur leik 2 months pls

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

*steals its* LOL *runs away*

None of ur dam business

ay ♥♥♥♥♥ were you find that gutair

It's okay, cuz there's like 8 exits to spawn

Rectum

no me

no u

Suck my d*ck

fr*ck !!1

u right

my nan

ur nan

your mom are gay