Recent reviews by Matt Damon

games where i forgot to eat food or drink water for 2+days/had 24 hours within 2 days of owning it:
-Civ 5
-Balatro
good ramadan game but bad 4 career prospects

As soon as I bought this game, I regretted it.
"Damn", I griped, "I just blew 20 bucks on hot wheel soccer"
BUT BOY WAS I WRONG
♥♥♥♥ GOAL ♥♥♥♥ NICE PASS HOLY ♥♥♥♥ WHAT A SAVE
First time I played I was garbage, but I was actually laughing the whole time. When I scored my first goal two games later, I exploded.
I have since gotten much better. I will get older and older as the years go on, but this game never will.

Got this game for xbox OG when I was 8 years old.
Needless to say, when the price for this dropped below the price of a footlong sub, I didn't hesitate.
Buy this game, it is one of the greatest of all time.