Recent reviews by xx_swagscoper_69

yay no more cheaters
yay more kernel level spies
♥♥♥♥ game anyway

Simply my favourite map to play with best lightshow in vanilla Beat Saber so far! The whole album is sick, but this is the cherry on the top. Definitely worth 2 bucks alone.

1 chainsaw. 4 bozos. ez clap. just hope their stompy fatass daddy doesnt come for yo ass
very fun crafting and building game with lots of items
oh and there's side quests but eh, why bother doing those when you have to finish your huge homebase which will cause significant fps drop but ay
babies are gay btw they just go for your ass without warning and it will attempt to scare you.
also kill all little girls you see on the way cuz they will either make the fbi come for yo goofy ahh or they will kill you

boing bang bozo L
servers are absolute doodoo to a point where it's not playable
consider hosting a game and playing with friends cuz random lobbies ain't it
do be aware that if you host a lobby from your moms basement, your ip is visible to others so expect ddos' when in random lobbies

funy game nonetheless

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☑ Amogus

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Bitcoin miner
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☑ GPU fans too loud
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Obese
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Mining rig
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Bitcoin miner
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Sigma grind set
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ How to mine
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Until GPU melts
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ Fortnite battle pass
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Among us
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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