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This is possibly the greatest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game in the whole wide ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ world. Nothing parallels the sheer awe this game inspires within oneself. My genitalia began to defy gravity within the first minutes of playing SSHDTFE

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Lemme teach you about the Counter-Strike family history: Counter-Strike 1.6 was the eldest son. As he grew up, people came to love him as a good-hearted, generous man that was perfect in every way. As he grew older and older, the public came to appreciate the work he put in for everybody else and he soon became a household name. Him and his followers became very eccentric and stuck to the old ways. Counter-Strike: Source was the middle child. Everybody expected him to follow in his brother's footsteps but somewhere he went wrong. CS:S was a damn sight nicer than 1.6 and he was still loved by many but never achieved as much as his elder brother did, always in his shadow. Counter-Strike: Global Offensive was the youngest child. CS:GO was the child that Gooseman and Cliffe became ashamed of. They tried to hide the fact that CS:GO was completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ autistic but eventually it seeped out and now masses have come to love him, even though 1.6 is the best.

I don't even play this game but the prize pools are huge so it must be good right

This game is literally the best thing I have ever laid my eyes upon. The masterpiece that is Stardew Valley cannot be matched to any other thing in the known universe.

This is how the developers designed CS: Source:
- Originally an attempt to improve 1.6's graphics
- Accidently unbalanced one weapon
- Cries of frustration from the community
- The developers shrug and say, "If everything is overpowered, is anything really overpowered?"
- Make bunny-hopping incredibly easy
- Phoon
- ?????
- Profit

2D side-scrolling MOBA basically. It's cool if you don't get tilted easily, I guess.

I only play this game to feel better about myself

Absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing. I love this game and all the fun times I've had in it.

I'd rather just play Overwatch