Recent reviews by Lemon Squeezy

its time to kick monkey and chew balls
and im all out of balls

joseph joestar would forgive the japanese if he played this game

The best 80's film to be released in 2015. Hands down one of the greatest films I've ever seen. It's got the corny puns, cliches, and action that other 80's films wish they had.

My COD loving friend saw me playing this game one time and wanted to try it out. The second he started playing, he asked, "Where's the damn controller??!"

Strike one.

He does OK for a first timer in deathmatch, starts to understand the basics and gameplay mechanics. I'm on the side, teaching him the controls and all, and then he asks me, "So how do I run? My guy is slow as ♥♥♥♥."

Strike two.

Finally, he starts to like the game, and wanted to learn more about it. However, I had accidentally turned off random weapons, so he was only using the UMP-45 the entire time. When I informed him of this, he was extremely excited to find out there were more guns. So we load up another DM game, and by sheer luck, he discovers the kife. When he knifes someone, he's in rage, yelling "OMG WTF I TOTALLY KNIFED THAT HACKING SCRUBLORD. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HACKERS!!!"

We're not friends anymore.