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3.0 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This review was made based on an Early Access build of this game, and 3 hours of playing. All bugs I have found were documented and sent to the developer.

Dungeons & Guns is a fast-paced shooting game (bullet hell is a fitting tag), and even though I'm not a big fan of rogue-like games, I'm having a great time playing. Your character is a creepy smiling dude that wakes up armed, in a dungeon god-knows-where, and is looking for an exit. And while doing that, he unleashes havoc and terror on angry individuals, for absolutely no other reasons than to satisfy his innermost desires for gold coins (to later buy dozens of health kits). Fun, right?

There are only 9 levels, each of them created using procedural generation. At first glance, you might think that it will be a piece of cake for our creepy lad... turns out it's pixel art dark souls and there are no bonfires, upon dying, one loses everything he accumulated, and needs to start from the beginning. Some can even go insane repeating the same level dozens of times, like me.

The mechanics of the game are simple, yet it takes some time to get gud, some times you will be crowded with enemies and the amazing dash alone won't save you, or the room will be filled with traps while multiple individuals are shooting at you. As for the visuals, everything was really well done, there is even an enemy that looks like it's from Rick and Morty. Also, the bosses are really hard to kill, specially that giant jelly monstrosity...

This game is fun to play, has lots of potential, and the dev is constantly working on new features and bug fixes, therefore I sure recommend buying this game.

After playing 3 hours, I just realized that this could be a trap made by jigsaw, and the character is just another test subject that tries to find the right path, doing it over and over again until reaching the end. In some way, this could be an analogy about life...
Posted 24 July, 2020. Last edited 24 July, 2020.
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2.3 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Bought this game thinking it was just like any other racing simulator I've played, and boy oh boy, I was simply wrong. I'll try to describe my experience.

I've just had the best non-stop, adrenaline-filled, intensely overwhelming 36 full minutes of my gaming life. This game (one could even call it a masterpiece) brought back some of my childhood memories, specifically when I was 4 years old, sitting on the floor at home, drinking that sweet homemade orange juice, and playing with my best and well maintained Hot Wheels toy cars.

This professional racing simulator has a huge variety of vehicles to choose, and this review was made using the most aerodynamic machine possible (little taxi), because I'm sort of a racing connoisseur. The car handling mechanics in this magnum opus is exacly like that toy car you had when you were a kid, getting maximum velocity in any kind of object or living being that could be ridden, making turns and jumps that engineers and physicists couldn't even begin to comprehend. But believe me when I say it's not easy to complete a track, the AI is always ready to shred your dreams at any turn, so be careful.

When it comes to weather, this gem manages to achieve one of the most immersive experiences of gaming, featuring rain and even fog, simply outstanding. Lights, scenario, terrain, flora, materials, depth... all included and fully functional.

In my opinion, things like lap time on the hud, and also a track editor, would be a great addition, but I know these features are expensive in terms of time and resources.

Score: 9.5/10, I recommend buying at full price.
Posted 6 July, 2020.
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69.5 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
Want to end friendships? This is the way.
Posted 29 December, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
8.5 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
gameplay 8/10
chloe 10/10
feels 11/10

i recommend it, would cry again
Posted 15 January, 2018.
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1.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This game is some next level sh*t, don't bother buying it, even in sale.
Posted 24 November, 2017.
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3,285.2 hrs on record (2,045.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Mix of happiness and rage, can't explain it in a better way. You will find hours of funny things happening in matches, tense moments of competitive gameplay, and hackers. Just buy this.

just editing this
Posted 23 November, 2017. Last edited 23 November, 2018.
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29.3 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
AWESUM NAKED MAN
Posted 16 October, 2015.
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1,100.1 hrs on record (14.6 hrs at review time)
better than fifa/pes

11/10
Posted 3 September, 2015.
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4.4 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
Muito interessante, requer agilidade e atenção constante, recomendo.
Posted 2 September, 2015.
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