put a v12 in a honda civic

+rep loves spaffing

doesn't ready up

+rep he tried to grope me but it's chill

-rep toxic ♥♥♥♥♥♥

I am a pear

Ok. I’ll tell you. You are the the worst person I know. You constantly hit on your best friend’s wife, the man pays for your food and rescued you from certain death and this is how you repay him? And to add insult to injury you defecate all over his lawn. And you’re such a sponge. You pay for nothing, you always say “Ooh I’ll catch you later!” but later never comes! And what really bothers me is you pretend you’re this deep guy who loves women for their souls, when all you do is date bimbos. Yeah, I date women for their bodies but at least I’m honest about it. I don’t buy them a copy of Catcher in the Rye and lecture them with some 7th grade interpretation of how Holden Caulfield is some profound intellectual. He wasn’t! He was a spoiled brat.

+rep he tried to boot down my front door but he likes yakuza so i forgive him

+rep has 10,000 reddit karma

+rep he molested me but good aim so he okay

+ rep I'm good

that feeling when knee grow tomorrow

*WARNING* THIS MAN'S BRAIN HAS BEEN FRIED BY 5G CELL TOWERS. IF YOU DON'T WANT LIGMA, DO NOT INTERACT!!!

Woke left, don't believe his bio, WOKE LEFT WOKE LEFT WOKE LEFT WOKE LEFT WOKE LEFT

furry man

Gave me the best CBT I'd ever had

CERTIFIED PINT LOVER

Pool's closed, aids in the pool

CaN i HaVe HaMbUrGeR pLeAsE?!?