Recent reviews by Lobotomaxx

Part 1 of this harrowing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ simulator allows you to punch waves of goons in their respective faces. Buy this game and wail on some guys.

Pretty fun. One of those games where you'll just "play one more hand" and then the next thing you know, it is 4:00 in the morning and you wake up in three hours for work.

i'm on mushrooms! really bad mushrooms

This is the stupidest game I've ever played.

It was ok for the $.75 it cost. It also has cards which you get three of that sell for ~$.15. Other than that, it was pretty stupid.

This game is excellent, especially for those of you that either watched the show or played the NES game. Hearing the music makes me feel twenty years younger. A++ would buy again.

Glory to Arstotzka!

After the first hour of mostly QTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game rules.

Waste all of your in game money on gambling. Waste all of your real life money on summer sale titles.

I have a problem.

Kill things. Get loot.