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Recent reviews by swag

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1.2 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
Toy Chica makes my wee wee go woo woo
Posted 19 June, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
498.8 hrs on record (61.4 hrs at review time)
My favorite third party simulator
Posted 9 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record
I don't have UNO so go ♥♥♥♥ off.

Everyone has UNO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it came free with your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Xbox.

I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man.

No you don't, I bought mine on day one you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tard.

Well, mine didn't have it.

YOU HAVE UNOOOO YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥.

I don't have it you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO.

I DON'T ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HAVE UNO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE, YOU DUMB ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. IT'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CART GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT.

I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOUR, I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN.

YOU DON'T KNOW A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THING, IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNO, IT'S FREE.

I DON'T HAVE UNOOO.
Posted 27 February, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1,275.1 hrs on record (1,000.2 hrs at review time)
Gave me vertigo
Posted 26 February, 2021. Last edited 24 August, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
20.8 hrs on record (17.3 hrs at review time)
Why be smart when you can call your friend dumb for not being smart
Posted 16 January, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
171.3 hrs on record (26.7 hrs at review time)
i like when elite go Wort Wort Wort
Posted 19 December, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Holy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang Petra Venj so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the dreaming city I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sex with Petra. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Petra's tight ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/awoken babies.
Posted 9 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
341.0 hrs on record (303.8 hrs at review time)
This happened to my friend Luca
Posted 1 December, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
501.8 hrs on record (100.6 hrs at review time)
100 hours in still trash
Posted 20 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
59.0 hrs on record (34.6 hrs at review time)
Posted 20 August, 2020.
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