Recent reviews by Shika Senbei

This "game" is pretty good, especially because it's free. Flashbacks of your childhood may come back to you, especially if you weren't good with the women.

I did not know this until recently, but there is a T-34-85 in this game. That's awesome.
Anyway, this standalone expansion is great. I find the combat to be better in this game than in Arma III, as the enemies are not as bullet spongey and the guns are more interesting.

There's also DayZ. I tried it, but I have not really been able to get into it. Probably most of the players of this game have bought it for DayZ and DayZ alone, which is a saddening thought for me.

This game (and Arma II... and Arma III) is cool and you should play it instead of getting it purely for DayZ.

I love this game in my own special weird way, but there are no players! How am I meant to play a MMO if there are no players?
Also, grinding. There is lots of it.
Regardless of all of this, if you are prepared to deal with grinding and a lack of players, you can play this great game and hope for a Spiral Knights II.

...please?

There are not many mech games on the PC and I believe this is the only first-person mech game on Steam. There hasn't been a content update for ages (at the time of writing) and there are not many players, but this game is still great fun.

Screw Scouts, though.

This game is strange. Really strange. It's also fun. Complex, interesting characters along with humour makes this game. Also, there are some sad parts. Really sad parts. And creepy!

I realised that the pigeon thing didn't really matter once I got into it. It's a shroud for a game that is awesome. It just proves you shouldn't judge a book by its cover (or in this case, a game by its pigeons).

"You need a licence to review this game!"
I paid £4.99 to write this review.
At least you don't need a license to uninstall this game! Ha!

I don't think this review even needs explaining.

This game depicts the Club Penguin Civil War perfectly. No wonder the war went on for years and years; the penguins were using a pretty rubbish weapon: the snowball.
Personally, I thought that the Club Penguin Government would have been clever enough to not use a ball of snow to destroy the penguin rebels, but I'm not a historian. I'm just a guy on Steam writing misleading reviews.
Nobody knows why they used a ball of snow for years - the records and details were all cleared when the rebel fighters got access to a nuke.

Serious: This game is actually pretty amazing, but only buy it if you like playing with bots.

Finally, a LEGO game without Batman or Indiana Jones or whatever! It's what I've always wanted!
LEGO City Undercover had no weapons, so I couldn't go around murdering wacky looking minifigures, which is what I've always wanted to do. LEGO Universe was awesome until it died.
I wanted to be a plastic serial killer, and this game allowed me to. As a GINGERBREAD MAN. The possibilities are endless!

In this game, you will die. A lot. You will die whilst shooting outside of the trench, when you're inside the trench, when you're attacking, when you're defending...
P.S. You're gonna die.

This game is pretty fun, but it's clunky as all hell. Not as clunky as ArmA III (that would be insulting Verdun), but still pretty clunky. Also, there are a lot of corridors (well, it's to be expected, it's trench warfare), so if you like corridors, you'll like this game!