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Ingredients: 2 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 3/4 cup unsalted butter melted 1 cup packed brown sugar 1/2 cup white sugar 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 1 egg 1 egg yolk 2 cups semisweet chocolate chips

Procedure: Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease cookie sheets or line with parchment paper. Sift together the flour, baking soda and salt; set aside. In a medium bowl, cream together the melted butter, brown sugar and white sugar until well blended. Beat in the vanilla, egg, and egg yolk until light and creamy. Mix in the sifted ingredients until just blended. Stir in the chocolate chips by hand using a wooden spoon. Drop cookie dough 1/4 cup at a time onto the prepared cookie sheets. Cookies should be about 3 inches apart. Bake for 15 to 17 minutes in the preheated oven, or until the edges are lightly toasted. Cool on baking sheets for a few minutes before transferring to wire rack.

Or at least, that's what they tell you. You see, for years I have been trying to perfect my cookie business. After graduating a prestigious university with a degree in baking, I spent the next fifteen years of my life attempting to perfect the cookie formula. For hours on end I would try hundreds of different cookie recipes, hoping to find the one that satisfied my needs. Whenever a kid on the block was selling cookies, I would run over their pitiful stand with my car when they took a bathroom break. I cannot let any competitors attempt to coerce my potential customers with their youthful presence. Some say this may not be morally correct, I disagree. This business is ruthless, and the way I see it I'm toughening these kids up. If they think they can leave their entire base of operations unattended for any amount of time, well they are sorely mistaken. But now I'm getting off topic.
So here I was, destroying my competitors and researching the perfect combination of ingredients for my cookie recipe. I had started to befriend my neighbors grandma's, in order to research them. You see, grandmas seem to have a special connection to the cookie world, and I wanted to use that. If I could not become them, I would just have to use them to strengthen my own recipe. Slowly, I had become acquainted with hundreds, if not thousands of different grandmothers. I started renting out garages, inviting them in masses to bake cookies for hours under the ploy of "baking for the homeless". This lead the business to gain some notoriety overtime, and the profits began to grow. But it still wasn't enough. You see, even after extracting many formulas from the elderly, it still didn't seem to be good enough for me. Yes, that was the best year we have had financially, but I couldn't help but feel like something was missing.
And so I stopped focusing on the business, and spent my time in search of more recipes to try. This was when I met Guillermo. Guillermo was a famous baker from italy, who I happened to meet during one of my many travels across the world in search of the chosen one. When I had first tried one of his cookies, I couldn't believe what I had just bitten into. It was the most magnificent thing I had ever placed my taste buds on. Right at that very moment, I knew he had to be the one.
And so, I made sweet love to him that very night. And then we made sweet love the next night. And the night after that. I made him fall madly in love with me, and offered to take him back to the US with me, where my business was still awaiting me. We returned to the factory, and I immediately locked him in a cage and sent him back to work. Our cookies finally became world renowned, known as the most delicious pastry to ever be offered. I was on top of the world. I spent the next few months going on talk shows, meeting with important political figures, and engaging in some hardcore drugs.
The only problem was that we needed Guillermo to add the special final touch to every cookie we packaged, as he was the only one capable of producing the perfect cookie. This did make mass production harder, yes, but the sense of scarcity only made our cookies all the more expensive. But one day, as one of my associates came down to deliver Guillermo his daily meal of beans on bread, we had discovered that he smashed the mirror in his room and used the shards to slash his wrists. He was dead on site. Normally this wouldn't be any of my concern as it was a common occurrence in many of our facilities, but the death of our beloved Guillermo meant that the quality of our cookies would be directly impacted. To make matters worse, the authorities had begun to catch on to our practices.
Apparently Guillermo came from a very rich family, and they had hired a private investigator to track his whereabouts. This ultimately lead them to infiltrate our main factory, where they captured footage of our workers and released the information to the press. The world was too blind to see that there had to be some sacrifices in order to achieve prosperity. They were too foolish to understand that without me, their lives would be meaningless. It did not matter though. In the coming hours, our campus had been breached and many of our workers had been freed. And there I was, barricaded in my office all alone. It gave me time to ponder everything... Did I regret everything I had done in order to reach this point? God no. My name might go down in history as one of treachery, but the truth will always be there. I perfected the meal. I made the lives of the many more enjoyable. Some day they would understand. I took one last look at the empire I had built. They would never take me alive. The secret of the cookie dies with me. To whomever reads this, just know that there is always room for perfection. Even in the most simplest of things, like a cookie.

Wacky homicide bear returns in this great sequel to make even more angst-ridden high schoolers murder each other for the amusement of the people watching at home! But this time, there's an extremely annoying bunny with the sole purpose of complaining! And also Nagito.

After playing over 50 hours of this game and completing it multiple times, I can confirm that the shadows do in fact not die twice.

You are Stanley. You live the life of Stanley. Everyday that you wake up, you are Stanley. Your friends and family only know you as Stanley. Every word that comes out of your mouth, every single thing that you think of, is Stanley. Your hands are Stanley, your pets are Stanley. Your house is Stanley. Hell, even your entire neighborhood is Stanley. Anywhere you look, all you see is Stanley. You try to escape from society, destroying every piece of technology you own and travelling into the wilderness, but not even nature can save you. For every tree, every flower that you come into contact with, is Stanley. Coming to this realization, you finally understand that there is no escape from Stanley. And so you sit down, allowing your consciousness to be taken by Stanley. Your entire body gives in, and you slowly become one with Stanley, never to be free again.

I give this game a 10/10

Now you can either play as little baby boy Leon who is afraid of big muscular men touching him, or as the sister of the boulder punching god. Depending on your decision, the game can change a bit. If you decide to play as baby boy Leon, your task is to overcome your fear of big muscular men and finally come to understand your sexuality. If you play as Claire, your task is to prevent Leon from having relations with the big muscular man, so you can convince him to continue the Redfield lineage with you. The game does an excellent job at introducing these objectives, with how the big muscular man shows off his biceps by lifting a helicopter off the ground in order to impress Leon. Unfortunately Leon still has not overcome his fear, so he started firing multiple rounds into the man and even knocked off his fancy hat :( As for Claire, the developers tried to be a little more subtle. At the very beginning of the game, Claire and baby boy Leon share a rather intimate moment, when baby boy Leon accidentally looks Claire in the eyes. This alone caused a sudden universal viral outbreak that turned every citizen into a zombie-like creature. Realizing what he had done, baby boy Leon cries like a little baby boy and runs away. Claire on the other hand, wants more. We can see her desire for baby boy Leon grow as the game goes on, as we see her adopt a child in hopes to impress him. This is very different from her normal stance on children, where she once stated "If I had the chance, I would brutally murder every child in my path. They disgust me."
Overall this is a very great piece of media, that covers many important topics in our society: The importance of your actions, premarital eye contact, understanding your sexuality, and most importantly:
Enormous big muscular men

Great Ethan Winters simulator, I really liked the part where the villains said "Ethan Winters" and honestly the delivery on the "Ethan Winters" was pretty good and I would have to give this game an 8/10 because there wasn't quite enough people saying "Ethan Winters". Maybe if they added in the "Ethan Winters" voiceline for every single character in the game, I would boost the rating up. Besides that, the pitch of the "Ethan Winters" and the tone were excellent.

and I guess the rest of the game was good too.

Always wanted to feel the excruciating pain of being crushed by water pressure? Well now you can! And if you put your mind to it, you can also get 27 stab wounds, cyanide poisoning, paralysis, organ failure, suffocation, extreme fire wounds, and so much more! It's fun for the whole family.

cyberpunk 2077

I love tying slabs of concrete onto my neighbors shoes and throwing them into my local river!