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Hey there!
As the year comes to an end, I wanted to wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! 🎄✨ I hope you have a wonderful holiday season filled with joy, laughter, and maybe even some new games! 😉
Speaking of games, the Winter Sale is here! ❄️ If you're looking for some awesome deals, make sure to check out the games tagged as "Specials" on Steam (Direct link to that section in my profile bio). You might find your next favorite game! 🎮
Don't forget to finish your Discovery Queue every day to get those sweet Steam sale cards. And hey, if you have any cards you don't need, I'd be super grateful if you could send them my way. I'm trying to level up my Steam profile! 😊
Have a fantastic holiday season and a Happy New Year! 🎉
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Also, Since the summer sale is around the corner, I'd love if you shared me some cards you arent using (in your inventory), It would help me level my steam rank (trying to get to level 666, eventually)
Do let me know if you don't like me messaging like this, I won't message again.
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First, the idiotic nonexistent "vocabulary" that everyone has to use just because it's trendy and cool and whatever to do so:
"based"
"cringe"
"lmao"
"ok boomer"
"simp"
"sus"
Second, the "memes" which are completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, I don't know what else to say. Spamming the exact same random thing literally everywhere because it's totally funny to see "AMOGUS SUS LMAO", especially when you've already seen it hundreds of times.
This seriously gives me second hand embarrassment to the point that it makes me want to quit using the Internet to avoid being a part of... that. I don't even know how I should call it at this point. I already have no "social" media and I try to use the Internet only as a tool, like using only the search function on YouTube instead of being subscribed to some "influencers" or whatever they call themselves.
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Trump! You have to run around the entire white house while I time you, we have a little leaderboard said obama
Ok, im fast, the fastest. When i run you cant even see me trust me! Replied trump, incidentally what are the other presidents times?
Obama looked at his notebook, well I took 8:23 , clinton took 8:40, nixon took 10:10 and bush did 9:11.
Excuse me, m’lady. How can I be of service to your perfect figure? I noticed your mario T-shirt and noticed that you are a “gamer girl”. I myself am a gamer boy, so we can get along just fine...
A bathroom you say? Well, why would a pretty gamer girl like yourself need one when you’ve got my mouth right here 😃
It's pump ⛽and dump 🚮for me 🤣🤣🤣
I'm talkin hit it 👊and quit it 🛑
I mean intercourse 🍆💦 then out her course ⛳
For real, sex it 😩 and exit 🙋♂️
Creampie 🍰 then cream bye 👋
Make her sore 🤕 then out the door 🚪
Pee in her ear 👂then run like a deer 🚜
so i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my sister as usual when a thoguth came to my mimnd: isnt incest wrong
so i instantly took my dickc out o f her and picked her up, she had a ocnufsed look on her face and then I threw her out of yhte window
she died instntly and thats when i realized i had bcome a better prson, because i stopped doig incest.
later i was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mom and she agreed that inecst is bad
hope u consider my infomration and use it to becom a better perosn
bye 👋👋👋👋👋👋
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💘💝happy valentine and chinese new year 2018💖💕