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Pat 2024 年 12 月 18 日 下午 10:07 
I own a longsword for home defense, just like ye lordes of old intended. four rapscallions break into my cottage. “the bloody ♥♥♥♥?” as i grab my helm and swordbelt. ram a five foot blade into the first man, he’s dead on the spot. draw my seax on the second man, it doesn’t penetrate mail because it’s british and bruises his ribs. i have to resort to the ballistae mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with a serrated point, “your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!” the bolt catches two men and shreds them, the force cracks my sidewalk and sends concrete flying. draw flail and run down the last terrified bandit. he dies of brain damage waiting for the police to arrive since blunt force trauma can’t be healed. Just as the Lord intended.:tobdog:
bingo snout 2024 年 8 月 8 日 下午 7:15 
jchm : stay tiny
doing gens, u? 2024 年 1 月 1 日 下午 11:59 
I've known Jchm for 15 years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side.
wulf 2023 年 12 月 16 日 上午 2:38 
HOT 🔥 Claudettes 👧 in YOUR AREA 🗺️ are playing ⏯️ DEAD BY DAYLIGHT! ☠️ Are YOU 👨‍🦲 hung 😏 like a HOOKED SURVIVOR 🎣 or is your ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 exhausted 😰 from being DEAD HARD??? Share 🤝 with ONE friend 👱 and NURSE 🏥 will click 🖱️ your FLASHLIGHT 🔦 until your SPINE CHILL 🐈 activates. Share 🤝 with FIVE friends 👧 and JANE ROMERO 💁‍♀️ will suck 🌬️ your SLIPPERY MEAT 🥩 in the KILLER SHACK 🏚️ Share 🤝 with TEN friends 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 and get POUNDED 🔨 by a red rank SWF 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧 and covered in MURKY REAGENT 💦 Better HURRY 🏃 and BLOW 🌬️ another survivors GEN💡before ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🐇 uses NOED 💀 (No One Escapes ♥♥♥♥ 🍆)!
whisk 2023 年 10 月 12 日 上午 2:00 
-rep completely rude to me (it was not only him it was a group of others) calling me names for no reason, other than what my name i son steam. i think that'sjust complete stupidity.
whisk 2023 年 7 月 9 日 上午 3:09 
I own a longsword for home defense, just like ye lordes of old intended. four rapscallions break into my cottage. “the bloody ♥♥♥♥?” as i grab my helm and swordbelt. ram a five foot blade into the first man, he’s dead on the spot. draw my seax on the second man, it doesn’t penetrate mail because it’s british and bruises his ribs. i have to resort to the ballistae mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with a serrated point, “your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries!” the bolt catches two men and shreds them, the force cracks my sidewalk and sends concrete flying. draw flail and run down the last terrified bandit. he dies of brain damage waiting for the police to arrive since blunt force trauma can’t be healed. Just as the Lord intended.:tobdog:
captain queef 2023 年 3 月 3 日 上午 2:57 
rat
Kat 2022 年 8 月 11 日 上午 6:13 
has no friends
L Saille 2022 年 8 月 6 日 上午 12:35 
Got a question for you when you're around again.
Hospital Demolisher 2022 年 6 月 7 日 下午 9:59 
Good survivor :):steamthis:
doing gens, u? 2022 年 5 月 2 日 上午 4:08 
twins main...
gnarlyhotep 2021 年 12 月 11 日 下午 8:05 
70s Burt Reynolds, very nice
Hex: Bulge 2021 年 11 月 11 日 上午 3:28 
Balls of sus
第五人格巅七屠皇 2021 年 10 月 12 日 下午 7:12 
nooooooooob player
Pat 2021 年 1 月 13 日 下午 11:20 
Going to flog you soon
★Celestial☆Witch☆Shai'oen 2019 年 3 月 17 日 上午 9:58 
OwO
whisk 2018 年 8 月 24 日 下午 8:23 
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whisk 2018 年 8 月 23 日 上午 1:19 
"don't say cuck, or autismagus" - Josh, 2018
joachim 2018 年 8 月 2 日 下午 4:39 
One year later, I still have the worst comment section on Steam. :sushidad:
Katabami 2018 年 8 月 1 日 下午 10:49 
"Caveman ass ♥♥♥♥♥" - Brad, 2018
Katabami 2018 年 6 月 11 日 下午 10:21 
"But its really good. Just a lot of descriptions of how supple children are" - Brad, 2018
Katabami 2018 年 6 月 7 日 下午 7:20 
"rape strats" - Brad, 2018
Katabami 2018 年 6 月 7 日 下午 7:16 
"I haven't been 'into' rape." - Brad, 2018
Katabami 2018 年 6 月 7 日 下午 7:16 
"Don't put rape in my mouth" - Brad, 2018
Katabami 2018 年 6 月 7 日 下午 7:16 
"Rape surrounds us" - Brad, 2018
whisk 2018 年 1 月 22 日 上午 3:32 
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Katabami 2018 年 1 月 9 日 上午 4:09 
"Stupid sexy teens." - Brad, 2018
Katabami 2017 年 12 月 30 日 下午 8:10 
"I am absolutely in support of eugenics." - Cameron, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 12 月 30 日 下午 7:55 
"I am more useful than a midget. There is no debating this." - Cameron, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 12 月 11 日 上午 8:41 
"It's just responsible to rape." - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 12 月 9 日 下午 6:29 
"I get older. They stay the same age." - Brad, 2017
joachim 2017 年 12 月 6 日 下午 7:01 
I most definitely have the worst comment section on Steam
Katabami 2017 年 11 月 29 日 下午 5:45 
"You were wearing a tight little miniskirt in front of a horde of inner city thugs. you asked for it" - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 11 月 19 日 下午 7:13 
"he wants it. He just doesn't know he wants it yet" - Brad, 2017
joachim 2017 年 11 月 15 日 下午 5:40 
I think I might actually have the worst comment section on Steam
Katabami 2017 年 11 月 6 日 上午 2:38 
"Maori is lower class black." - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 11 月 1 日 上午 6:25 
"you cant spell pedophile without phile which is love in greek" - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 10 月 31 日 下午 7:50 
"I hope you impregnate purple girl and she miscarries" - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 10 月 31 日 下午 7:47 
"my pemnbis small" - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 10 月 15 日 下午 10:15 
"I was just pretending to be a padophile" - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 10 月 15 日 下午 10:12 
"I have so much fat that no one could rape me. They would need an enormous penis to even get in" - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 9 月 24 日 上午 4:41 
"I think I'm a pedophile." - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 7 月 2 日 上午 7:05 
"I'm a paedophile." - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 6 月 28 日 上午 3:30 
"Check out dat booty." - Brad, 2017
Eggthar 2017 年 4 月 17 日 下午 9:39 
ashes: wednesday is anzac day
ashes: dumb ♥♥♥♥
ashes: not tues
ashes: dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
ashes: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Eggthar: i like how you're abusing me
Eggthar: for saying anzac is wednesday
Eggthar: Tuesday, 25 April
Anzac Day 2017 in Queensland
sinoraxx 2017 年 3 月 17 日 上午 1:35 
[1:26 PM] Ashes: i wanna play league please harry u are all i have
[1:26 PM] Ashes: league of legends is all i have
Katabami 2017 年 3 月 11 日 上午 5:13 
"surprise enema would be so much more rewarding than laxative in the coffee" - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 2 月 20 日 上午 3:23 
"real ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is born real ♥♥♥♥♥♥" - Brad, 2017
Katabami 2017 年 2 月 16 日 上午 7:42 
"maori is lower class black" - Brad, 2017
Calum 2017 年 1 月 31 日 下午 5:35 
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