IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...

The year is 2029.
Society is in shackles, resources are so scarce some countries have completely collapsed and no longer retain any form of government. We never heeded his warnings, never paid mind to the true threat that was growing stronger every day right under our noses. One bottle at a time, Eric “Badlands” Booker had been chugging the world every day and only now did we truly realize just how far his agenda went. Some have accepted this must be our world's fate, to be completely chugged "quick thru a staw w/o burp!", which has truly divided the world. I know not what the end of this year will bring, but every day I hear the rumbling of the earth quaking in terror before the belches of a god, knowing yet another city has fallen. If anyone manages to hear this warning, make sure you subscribe to Badlands Chugs before it is too late, for everything rests on your shoulders now to appease him.

I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU

activating my double triple homicide maneuver in minecraft

2/5 stars, burger was good but sauce was too spicy. soggy fries.

lately I been lookin like a fella from "Star Wars: Episode I" but hood as ♥♥♥♥ like I'm bout to steal somebody's pod racer and take it to a chop shop -Stephen Bruner

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE MOTHER ♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED YOU!


..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---___________----_____] = = = = = D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//

WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...

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Good.

hi christmas slut are you ready for my christmas cummies

i dont know this kid but i bet he smells

hi uwu

------rep bad trader stinks like ass smells like poop loiters in the inbox for 5 hours before a trade and then leaves the place an absolute mess.

overall just a great experience

hey ! You seem sweet. What's a girl like you up to these days? you know, like how you doin? Hopefully, your havin a great time. you know, like livin life to the fullest. amiright?? Anyways get bacl at this lil gal if you feel like shooting the talky talky. amirighr or amirigjt baby!! ?? Well totes magotes baby chili flake. Sizzlin spitter and sputter and spicy and spatter. Anyways baby. Totes magotes message baby chili flake.. Lates magnates.

🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝

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"i am a huge dumb big nerd" - krekldev, 2016

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Rawr!! :3

<3 <3 <3 (In a non-creepy-stalker kind of way)

pls no bully

hey alexis

fokn coont

:D

krek im ur biggest fan

yea my name has been 'Krek the big fast loser.' wot u gonna do 'bout it, m8.

hi to you too

krek go away

<3 Back at you!

I DO LOVE U BUT THAT DOESN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION Y U COMMENTIN ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥

KREK Y U COMMENTIN ON MY ♥♥♥♥♥