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[Verse 1: Moley]
You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you

[Chorus: Moley]
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat

[Outro: Narrator]
*Evil Laugh*
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[Verse 1: Great Mighty Poo]
*Ahem*
Mi mi mi mi miiiiiiiii
I am the Great Mighty Poo
And I'm going to throw my ♥♥♥♥ at you!
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little ♥♥♥♥?

[Verse 2: Great Mighty Poo]
Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek you're in
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
*ting*
Spoken: Have some more caviar

[Verse 3: Great Mighty Poo, Conker]
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like an niggly, tiggly, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, little, tag nut!
When I've knocked you out with all my bab
I'm going to take your head and ram it up my butt!
Your butt?
My butt!
Your butt!?
That's right my butt!
Urgh
My butt!
Eww!
My buuuuuutt!
[Verse 4]
[each line is carried one pitch higher]
Ahhhhh
Ahhhhhh
Ahhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhh!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Hewwo wetawded mowon who thinks FFXIV has nyo content
Awe you fawming mounts?!! Gwamouw?!?! Have you cowwected all ex mounts fow t-t-the twiaws?!?1 Have you donye bozja, euweka!!11 C-Cowwected all fwom that!!11 Have you do inswand sanctuawy?!?1 Have you wevew up all j-j-jobs?!! A-Aww cwafting and gathew!!11 Have you been twying to get achievements?!?1 Mounts!!11 Nyo?!! Right, youw nyothing but a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wetawded mowon who doesnt even pway ffxiv and ow dewibewatewy chooses nyot to do some content y-yet compwains there is nyon. You even pway ffxiv!? Ow youw an idiot making t-t-the same copy pasta!!11

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