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L-am invitat la mine acasă pentru o petrecere cs lan. A spus că va veni, așa că așteptam cu nerăbdare să-l întâlnesc în viața reală.
Când a venit la mine acasă, m-a împins de perete și a început să-mi muște urechea, i-am simțit cocoșul tare lovindu-se în picior. L-am lovit și apoi am bătut. Se pare că era gay. Nu te încrede în tipul ăsta !!!
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