Is the Capybara MTX Pay-to-Win?
Buddy, it’s not just Pay-to-Win — it’s Pay-to-DOMINATE. You show up to the arena without that glorious potato-shaped warlord waddling behind you? You’ve already lost. I don’t care if you’ve got BIS everything and a PhD in damage rotation spreadsheets — you’re spiritually bankrupt without the capybara.

I killed Aberroth once without the capybara and my GPU literally blue-screened from shame. Tried Uber Aberroth bareback and I swear the boss laughed. Like, full-on “lol u poor” energy. I’ve been haunted by that laugh ever since.

Meanwhile Chad Vanquishers are rolling up with their capybara entourage, AoE flexing on mobs, and getting 15% more dopamine per crit — peer-reviewed.

So yeah, I’m getting the Vanquisher pack. Not for the skins. Not for the value. For honor. For prestige. For the capybara.

If you see me in-game without it, assume I’ve been hacked.

NO RESPECT FOR THE LITTLE GUY!!!!!

You want some cheese?

that's an awful lot of typing for someone not working on a car combat system

ever heard of doom? yep i made that

Another expert game critic gracing us with their enlightened takes. Yes, clearly our team of ten people should have delivered a flawless masterpiece that caters exactly to your every whim. I assume you've personally spent years developing games, right? No? Just another whiny baby b*tch. Pathetic...

shouldn't you be developing your videogame right now
where's the car combat chop chop game dev

Are you okay when you cry because you didn’t see a AAA free game when you didn’t even spend 30 minutes in it? Bro, I’m already tired of talking to you, you can’t say anything sensible. Go to bed, go to work tomorrow, and then continue playing computer games. Someday you will make your own MAYBE, and then I will also leave you a very remarkable review:*

are you ok

Surprisingly, for some reason in 2 days of beta I had 1000+ players, some of whom spent more than 20 hours in the game, and not 10 minutes like you. Something to think about when you review a free game in Early Access <3

maybe if you add vehicular combat to your game people would play it

Leave as many negative reviews as possible, my dear. It’s a pity that you are not involved in game development, and you don’t understand that even with a NEGATIVE review you increase traffic for my game, hahaha. Please don't delete it, let it be a reminder of how much you can be hurt on the Internet.

Cry baby, cry. I want to see how you fight in hysterics, owner of 1k+ games on steam. Have you tried going out to feel the grass?

im not your freaking boss baby!

shut up !

Firstly try to make something, not only play games. You are joining FREE game without any donations, which was started develop 6 months ago by 2 person and left negative review. Imagine, how good person are you, my little BoSs BaBy

Please next time when you writting review, read something more about game, and don't cry that you cannot do something in FREE game that was alpha release 2 days ago <3

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thank u abbyyyyy

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-abby

Seems like a great person who genuinely sees the good in people +rep

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don't forget to love yourself

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