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Recent reviews by Sir. Barnaby | trade.tf

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19.4 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Honestly, for a game that gave me 9 hours of satisfaction before deciding to drop it, it seems a bit overpriced at its default value of 16€.

The movement system feels great, the weapon handling is unique and the theme and narrative is somewhat interesting.
The problem however, is that the ending sucks absolute balls. The game literally just "ends". The .exe closes and you are booted to your desktop. No reward, no nothing.
All of the guns sound quite the same aswell, and not very bangy. They have a huge echo sound which is quite on point, but the initial bang lacks all bass, it lacks all kick. On all weapons.

I would mark it as a worth purchase if i atleast got 16 hours or more out of it. As it stands now, it's a bit of a waste.
Posted 9 August, 2020.
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1.1 hrs on record
The graphics were nice and the original idea seems interesting, but honestly its quite tasteless and somewhat boring.
The execution could have been better with more player choice, story twists, and less slowdowns.
Posted 25 February, 2020.
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4.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
For as much as there is game in this game, all of it is rather good, but there is just a lack of it.
Very nice weapons with nice sounds and satisfying hits.
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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5.4 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Ran with a gtx 1060 at 640x480 on minimal settings averaging about 70fps.
Posted 7 June, 2019.
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125.6 hrs on record (44.9 hrs at review time)
This is a good game. It make you good man.
The tactics are great, the game has an alternate community of good men, and ambient soundtrack really adds to it.
Posted 21 May, 2019. Last edited 21 May, 2019.
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71.9 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
This games loading tip recommended me to eat chips with chopsticks to keep my hands clean.
This tip is worth 29 dollars alone.
Posted 20 May, 2019. Last edited 5 June, 2019.
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54.8 hrs on record (33.5 hrs at review time)
Its a fun game with great animation, but jesus christ what the f*** have they done to it?

Recent updates have added some woogie-boogie zeds and some woogie-boogie maps that sure bring variety but destroy the theme and integrity of the game.
If the games about shooting zombos, why do we have to bother to shoot some evil robots in the mix of it? Why are there laser beams n sh**?

If the maps are post apocalyptic, why are there maps set on some christmas hellholes/fantasy spaceships?

Its still a rather fun coop experience, but the fact that the developers have completely overlooked the core themes of the game while pushing out continuous content is beyond me. Seriously.
Posted 20 April, 2019. Last edited 26 June, 2019.
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0.1 hrs on record
i have bad friends
help
Posted 19 August, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.2 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
It's ♥♥♥♥ playing this if you are ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 23 June, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
152.6 hrs on record (49.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Playing this is a good time my frienD.
Wish the gore wouldn't lag my pc thoug.
Posted 16 June, 2018.
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