Recent reviews by Banjo Bard

*Installs mimic mod*

*Installs maskless mod*

*Can't tell friend or foe apart*

"HIT THE GRIDDY! HIT THE GRIDDY!!"

*Person does not griddy*

"YOU'RE NOT REAL! YOU ARE NOT ****ING REAL!!!"

*Running and screaming while it chases me talking in my dead friends' voices*

Would recommend. 10/10 schizophrenia simulator.

Build mechanical acts of terrorism. Kill your friends in campaign. Suffer for your attempts to build larger terrorism machines. Get blown up by other terrorists. Commit multiple war crimes punishment free in a single day. Trailmakers.

Best game ever, 10/10, love this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game to death. Unforgiving af, but so much replayability.

The game is a little slow. No one around for MILES, and island hopping is near impossible. I wish I had someone to play with. Maybe some island settlements and things.

Do I recommend this game? ♥♥♥♥ yeah I do! It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great! Get it!

Alright. To say the least, this game is fun for about 4 hours. After that, it becomes quickly apparent that it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks, for a few reasons. 1: Raptors. They're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and don't know how to take a chill pill. 2: Balancing. I find it ridiculous that when you die, you can spawn in the exact same place, only to be killed by what killed you 10 seconds prior. There needs to be at least a thirty second cooldown for dinos after they kill something. 3: Also balancing. No matter how much time or effort you put into something, it can and will get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ over in seconds. Nothing you do will ever last, and the game is just a cesspit of dying, and hopelessly trying to get by, only to die and have it torn down again. Overall, it's just a bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game. All it does is piss people off. I do not recommend it at all. I will say, however, that the community is fantastic, and dying is a pretty big part of the game anyway.

Fantastic.