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I bet he does laddie

do you destroy libtards with facts and logic

When the frick r we gonna Q

Lets queue I'll invite.

you ready to queue up?

Hey I really wanna comp with you!

vac, rip ty for carry

saYs y0u!

Yay got vacced :)

Egg is a phenomonal artist and author, every line of action, every script of dialogue, every clause of work he has put forth into the world has made it a more pleasureable place. Not once have I ever witnessed Egg plagiarise a piece of work, whether it be a novel or mere steam comment. Egg's originality is wholesome and pure, it is unfettered and uncontained, though it takes only seconds to read a passage of his, the tranquility of his writing absorbs the reader, making it feel as if they have spent an eternity within the realms of his linguistic creations. I hope and pray that my words do justice for the man I admire most, Egg, and that in writing this, I do not offend him in any way, as that would be for me the most shameful thing imaginable.

ur the type of person to panic when a pea gets stuck up ur nose

+rep nice artwork of an inventory

nice inv

Honestly, finish Johnny upgrade before talking to me

+rep ranks up with me

Once a egg always a egg

be a maverick

-rep copied sherk’s profile. Bad egg!

woah nice inventory, is that two dragon lores in the artwork showcase?

-rep fricking copied my profile

+rep won a giveaway

i cri

i suc to eggs with a cucumber

Honesty you should just suc an egg

Oh no you didn't i will find you and i will sue you from trying to be me i will not let this go on

Good old egg more like bad old egg

+rep he egged me

yeah ill fight you i am the holy egg the only egg
you think you can make an impression of me i will destroy you with the power of my yolk

Fight me

hey wtf you are not the egg i am the egg

how do u delet someone else's profile?

so we can play plz bro im sorry for being an idiot that was trolling that game

so can u plz accept my friend request

coz i dont have many friends to play with

oi bro wanna play with me

hi bud wanna play cs

I have fried eggs for breakfast

Woah dadnapping is a serious offense

-rep he stole someone’s dad

you know i really thought this guys was my friend it turns out he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stole my dad yep thats right stole my father like who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ does that to a man i am a simple dad and he said wow you have a cool ass dad and i was like yeah i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know and the next morning i saw him stuffing my father into his van and i was like oh there just going to get some ice cream or go to the gas station something simle becuase his car isnt a really big one and the trunk is the only extra seat but after around 3 hours i started getting suspicious so i called him and it went sstraight to voice mail and i thought his phone died but its been 3 days so far and im really scared for my father becuase he needs his daily shots of vodka or he gets a little angry so im in fear of my father and my friend if you could bring him back to me i would really appreciate it thank you for your time and i wish you best of luck with my father becuase he really is a cool dad

+rep won’t mute when I play music

ACHIEVEMENT GET :

1 500 hours of your life wasted

+rep is a good troller. Menamo eggs dee.

-rep gay

Look, I'm tired of people like you. We play competitive to play serious and get better. Hence why it's called competitive. We all have fun taking the game seriously, knowing we will get better and win. But then there's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like you who troll and don't take anything seriously. It's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded when it's your rank up game that YOU earned but then dumbasses like this ruin it for you, and you have to start all over again just because your group of 4 people was missing 1. I can win 7 games in a row and finally reach silver elite master, until this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tool hops into OUR competitive environment. I wish I could get more than 40 kills each game to make up for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥'s like this who get 8 frags at best. You could go play any other game, but you decide to ruin a competitive enviornment, and ruin the experience for 9 other people. Jesus ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ christ, go play volleyball or something, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥

-rep

Should be s3