To the four people that told me I need to go to Wintertodt to train fire making today:

No I do not. Even if I was an Ironman, which I am not, I still don't have to.

I've been lighting fires since 2003 Sonny Jim and it works just as well now as it did then.

You didn't even know about Runescape until you saw that twitch promotion in 2017.

Yeah sure, you have a maxed main now and I don't, but let me tell you this:

I've been having fun on this game ever since I started 20 years ago, and you sir, have been depressed.

Did you enjoy Runescape today? I click the thumbs up with my computer mouse.

You fumble around with your chubby fingers on some smart device, and every day you press the thumbs down. It's been proven.

So you head back to Wintertodt mate. I'm gonna take a break and go for a quick PK trip at rune rocks. And you know what? I'm gonna laugh when I get pked by a clan, because I'm used to dying in this game, and it doesn't scare me.

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Girl: do u want me to be with you forever ?
Boy: NO
Girl: Do u like me ?
Boy: NO
Girl: would u cry if I walked away ?
Boy: NO
the boy grabbed her arm and said
Boy: I don't want to be with you forever ....... I need you forever , I don't like you I LOVE YOU !! , i wouldn't cry if you walked away......... I would DIE !!
(boy whispers) stay with me..
(girl whispers) I will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you.
Something good will happen to you between 1-4 pm.
Tomorrow it could be anywhere !
Get ready for the shock of your life
If you don't post this into 5 other comments..... You will have relationship problems for the next 10 years