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A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WRITING WRONG STUFF IN THEIR REVIEWS, PLEASE READ THIS IF YOU ARE CONFUSED OR WANT TO KNOW TRUE STUFF ABOUT THIS LITTLE GAME!!!!!

All the guns are the same. But if you call 0.07€ for a famas (which is literally the same like the over 1€ scar but got 5 shots less in a mag) pay to win, then it is. Opening a case costs 25 cents for the key. You get cases by playing and keys by playing more. There is no gun over 10€, most of them are under one euro. ITS NOT PAY TO WIN ITS LITERALLY A RESKIN FOR A COUPLE OF CENTS!!! (Small differences accur, though. The scout is less powerful than a rarer sniper. Youll see when you keep on reading, the rarer snipers kill you in one headshot all the time (I think).

The players are braindead morons which are below silver rank in cs and fun to keep on bullying,
If you want to stay alive long, you need the health pack to heal yourself.

Many "players" play armor to get one kill. Armor is aids. It makes the scout be a 2shot headshot instead of a oneshot. You get one armor health pool per live. THESE BOTS KEEP ON MAKING ME ANGRY BY NEEDING TWO HEADSHOTS AND THUS MORE TIME TO KILL.

Like seriously, it got 50mb, try it. Youll be amazed by the bots in this game.

But pls more maps m8

Also, people complain about hackers. I have never seen any and will update this if I would. But these people are also saying that you need keys to open level crates. There is literally the key right below it man. It takes longer for a key than for a crate, open your dammned eyes! Aaaahm hackers; No. But I got called hacker alot cuz its literally easier to hit the head than the body. And with noscopes hitting as good as aimed shots with snipers, you just cant escape the onetaps. Exept you're me I guess...

One stupid thing: The spawn protection is stupudly long... Since the maps are in smaller deathmatches (4v4) (kind of small when you compare it to csgo or rainbow six siege) you can literally get to the middle of the map with spawn protection. Lets say its not fun and really overpowered. It destroys Killstreaks and its just stupid to hide for 5 seconds until the enemy can finally take ANY damage.


Also also: The starter gun is pretty decent actually. Like every gun in the game. Decent.

It runs on the source engine (I think)... YOU CAN BHOP LIKE CRAZY, 1000000km/h AND NOT EVEN WITH MOUSE SCROLL ONLY, EVEN WORKS LIKE IN TITANFALL WITH SPACEBAR!!!! ITS SO FUKCING GOOD OF A GAME!!!

Yes, it is definetely worth your money. Full price. ♥♥♥♥ it all.

If you like farming, strafing and idling, this is for you!

Seriously, I have no Idle game on my pc, BUT THIS HMMM

Im ♥♥♥♥ in warframe or payday 2, not in the endgame, nowhere near the endgame. But this... HELL YEAH

Pro tip: Bhop for at least one jump and then strafe to left and right- you can easily use that velocity to get it into a strafe and thus to add to your forward velocity...
This is a little thing you will find out for yourself, for example. But Ive only ever used a left/right dash to convert it into a forward bhop in this game, THE MOVEMENT IS LITERALLY NUTS

I love movement. This game got movement. And no skybox- see the sky? Yeah, find some rocks and go climb it! Seriously, Ive always been able to climb the ceiling above me- Mountains or giant rock formations. (First planet) Just look for bricks you can stand on. Btw;
double jumping wont screw your bhops up, not like in tf2 with scout. SPAM THAT MOUSEWHEEL (perfectly made for bhop: Every action can be bound 2 times, space and mwheeldown ;) )


Critique: More weapons pls.

I got my key on ... (see the comments, steam doesnt wanna show me this name even if I put spaces in between) ;)

I'm pleasently surprised how many people still play this game!

Btw I know why some say there are NO players: The server browser is nearly always empty, compare it to cs:go, there are only custom servers owned by some people, not official matchmaking cod servers. But sometimes (like yesterday), the search was bugged and I couldnt find a game. Then I proceeded to play with 10 easy bots against me and my friend up to a thousand kills.

A real shame is that you need a seasonpass for many maps... The normal ones are enough, but there are like 15 more available... But I guess no one is gonna buy a 60€ game and another 60€ battle pass so the maps are WASTED. Good job you greedy bastards!

Also: No multiplayer (doesnt find games and the 50 games found message comes every split second which tells me something is wrong (normally it stays there for a sec or so))... Even tried to join a mate but they cant find them games either. Yea I did just say "them games". And no, IM NOT HAPPY
And yes, I also tried waiting until the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ numbers on the start screen change to blablabla. They dont

Edit: And yes, I tried to reinstall it, doesnt work fam

And yes, there are people with the same problem

EEEDIT: IT WORKS AGAIN, IT FIXED ITSELF AND THE NUMBER ON THE START SCREEN DOESNT MATTER IM SO FUKCING HAPPY

Another edit...: THE CAMPAGNE... IT WAS SOOO GOOD!!! THIS IS THE FIRST COD IVE EVER PLAYER AND I DIDNT EXPECT A GOOD CAMPAIGN BUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS WAS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RIDE... LIKE... Still no nier:automata or metal gear solid snake eater but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ it was SO GOOD... SO GOOD!

I've thought about deleting this because this game really IS a masterpiece. It gets better the longer you play. And you think that one concept is boring or wasting your time- NO IT ISNT, it only makes sense the 2nd time, believe me. And what comes afterwards is simply *0rgasm*

So... I am a person who somewhat wants to complete every side mission. I left 3-6 unfinished partly because the boss and stuff was pretty abrupt and I got less than 15 hours for the main quest (only 2B's story) and yeah... (Update: There are 26 endings, 5 endings for which you need to finish the game rather than to shove a fish ob yo 4k ars3)
The movement is smooth as 2B's 4ss (like wtf let me have the camera on a Zelda angle, not hent-... Well its still better than tomb raider underworld ;) in that way if you ever played it. Also, I had no problem forcing the cam to my will and yeah... You decide where the cam is looking (try it out and refund you chirstian cultist (you get the joke)) and the fighting is also just as smooth and fun. Another point which reminds me of Zelda ocarina of time (its really really different though, Zelda was my childhood so theres that comparison reason). (Another update: It can actually be as indepth as you want it to be. I dont know any indepht melee for comparison and Ive played monsterhunter ultimate, smash bros and shait like that lmao
The graphics are definetely not ugly but not on todays standarts. WHICH I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH, FU3K GRAPHICS IF THAT 4SS OF 2B LOOKS SHREXY AS FU3K OF COURSE. Serioulsy, the graphics of the world are not that nice but it is DEFINETELY still playable and beatiful. And the character is ABOVE todays standarts, thats not a joke. If you walk in water only your feet ,and if sprinting your skirt, get wet but when you go under some waterfalls (water falls? I dont know how to spell that) your entire body gets wet and THAT LOOKS SO REAL (but not s1utty, serioulsly, thats the one thing that isnt s1utty or nonsenical about this character, it actually fits to the cloths fyber (apperance).
Apropos cloth. It. Just. Looks. Real. The clothes are SO real and hmm so noice :D Good job square heads! (Pun on "square enix, I'm gonna fu3king hang myself I swear)
You need to experience it. But one thing: I dont know why it won THAT many awards... Its really good but never worth 40€... I guess its cuz I'm a broke (German!) person (that also makes me... Watch where I invest. Call it racist but even my dead granparents still say that schwaben tend to... You get the idea. I still hear theyr haunting voices to this very day...)

Its good (It really is) but only good. Not perfect. The movement is fun, but Im a movement fanatic and I study it even more to the grounds than anything else... By trying, not googling cuz no one can cover my dephts. Now that I think about it, Im a huge nerd... At least not one of those nasty weebs over there... Fuf.
So... The fighting is amazing but nothing earthchanging, its fun but... There are better close quarter fighters. BUT I have to say, I never studied any combos, I just smashed some light attacks and finished with a heavy since I always concentrated on the movement... Dogding. And the story is also AMAZING... But no metal gear solid snake eater shait... Just try it, dammit stop reading this 50% shaitty review 50% shaitpost and TRY IT!


Me after a bit more playtime: This game gets really deep... Greed and depression are 2 examples... DO THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIDE MISSIONS THEY REALLY MAKE YOU ENJOY THIS GAME SO MUCH MORE! Its unbelivable how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good this game gets... Its worth 40€ after seeing part 2... After your playthrough, (2B) do what the game says. Only then will you realise this games depht and beaty. Just. Do. It.


Bugs: N O N E, just a piece of love and art. I like it that way better even though the other way around it would make much more sense.


Tip: Dont trust ANY youtuber. They spoil you. Its no worth the risk.


Some people say that it crashes and corrupts save files but I just downloaded FAR (that one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbE4itMenlY) and always had a backup save on the 2nd save spot. Never had any difficulties


It is a really good thing you can waste your time on. But I would wait for a sale (I got it for 20€ and thats the perfect price). Yes, I sounds kinda weird but Imma leave it like that.


TL;DR Just try it, dammit stop reading this 50% shaitty review 50% shaitpost and TRY IT!

Sorry for any grammar mistakes of some sort (or misspellings) and sorry for this mess of a review. Im in a mood g4m3rs!

A good and spoiler-free beginners guide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oxc-v3_VfI

Important side quests worth to do: 25:15

So, I had to rewrite this ♥♥♥♥♥ show because of another ♥♥♥♥♥ show- Steam

This is a REALLY good game. The humor is on portal level and it only takes 4 hours to complete the mainframe (story) which I like because its like with books- the longer the worse. This is perfect because of that but dont worry if you dont think like me- You can easily double the playtime by freeing the entire island or searching for collectibles or just completing your arsenal. The guns feel amazing and I will remember this game. Definetely. The fu c k i n g humor is so good and all the references... Pure sugar.

One negativ thing about this masterpiece: The mouse sensivity. I play on pretty low sensivity (if you wanna play it on controller you can ignore my struggle). If I want it lower than my dpi and options allow me, I need to go the the game files (Documents->games->Far cry blood blablalba) and change it there... But I need to up my acceleration on max because otherwise this game will limit your mouse speed (I normally never play with acceleration, dont worry) and so you... End up in the game files (right click edit) and you wanna change your mouse settings. The acceleration gets resetted by going there and the acceleration resets the editor changes. If you're like me you just go on to your mouse and go to the lowest dpi and play with mouse settings that are a bit off and live with it.

Its worth it, trust me

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Its a piece of love

And that music... Pure sugar

Also, the movement and fighting is extremely satisfying

One thing I would add: Not just a slidy bar to change the sensivity but like in cs, a field where I can type my settings in because I have to change my dpi to get it as low as I'm used to from the countless fps I play

Another thing you guys could add: A mode where you have already got a set amount of lives... I dont wanna waste them precious upgrade points on clones! Even though its kinda the game...

Sry for any misspellings or grammar mistakes

Doom guy is my most favourite video game character... Like... Personality wise... I had to laugh where he like hit the screen cuz he hates story dialouges (and spelling ;) ) like me


Also the multiplayer:

i dOnt wAnT dEaThMaTcH iT dOeSnT fiT tHe gAmE


*new doom gets a fitting pvp gamemode*

nOoOo i wAnT dEaThMaTcH bAcK

Showed me Monstercat and thus deserves every medal available to man kind to this day and every day to come

Pretty simple MMO with a great pvp part and of course in first person which means its great even for people like me who normally only play somewhat competitive fps games (like rainbow six siege).

Simple means its perfect- you dont need to read a novel to understand it but its deep enough to be an MMO.

Plus points for being partly free2play.

Im tired dont judge my grammar I spend my corona funtime partly writing reviews right now...

The graphics are old, but definetely awesome considering the artstyle.

One bug: I kill a guard and while I kill him he kills me without moving and we both die

Its an stealth game which you can play speed through easily. Of course if you want you can always go slow... Ye ♥♥♥♥ that

With this fast playstyle I finished the main game in 5 hours, which can be extended to at least 6 hours.

It is really a work of love. ♥♥♥♥ the release date. Go for it, I bought it for 5 euros on sale. Totally worth it!

Edit: DLC is a lot more buggy and stuff but a day worth of fun if you have a mate to spastic your way through it - considering that the bugs are hilarious