"You're like a Skyrim playable character; you save the world, but take what you want in the process."

hey everybody, i'm semenpenis. here are my two truths and a lie:

- nicki minaj wrote "stupid hoe" about me
- i have a tiny ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up wiener and big balls
- i've ejaculated somewhere in every airport i've ever been to

oh wait, those are all truths, whoops lol. anyway, thank you for inviting me to your bible study group, barbara

2:05 AM - FatalB: you like men
2:05 AM - xPanda: fist me daddy

5:24 PM - Dani: i hope you die in cancer

9:29 PM - FatalB: i bet you most deaf people have ToothTunes toothbrushes

5:36 AM - BlissX: good job you just lost a friend
5:37 AM - BlissX: im killing myself
5:37 AM - BlissX: bye ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

10:46 PM - Doggo: I think I'm gonna go sleep with my dog fam

8:48 PM - james: u caught me at a good time lol
8:48 PM - FatalB: whys that
8:48 PM - james: ill tell u when u get on typing with one hand is a peakting

6:28 PM - FatalB: portmonteau is putting two words together to make one
6:28 PM - FatalB: fire and truck makes firetruck
6:28 PM - squatch: ass and hole makes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
6:29 PM - FatalB: thank you

Fanatical Honeybee 650669: shes getting gangbanged by puppets

7:59 PM - squatch: b-b-b-but... me hungy
7:59 PM - squatch: I regret typing that.