YARR WAKE UP ME HEARTY WE NEED TO MAN THE CANNONS

if jeff benzos put All his money up his ass he would need a really Big Ass

Jeff Bezos has 121 BILLION dollars. The population of earth is 7 billion people. He could give every person 1 BILLION dollars and end poverty, and he would still have 114 billion dollars left over but he wond do it. This is what capitalist greed looks like!

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I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning"

The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative ♥♥♥♥♥♥ archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario').

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