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On a microwave, if you push 60, then it will cook for 60 seconds or one minute. (Following me?) AND if you also press 1:00 it will cook for one minute, or 60 seconds. (Right, right?) OK! Well, my question is.... If you add 1:00 + 1:00 it is = 2:00 right? So your food will cook for a total of two minutes.
BUT if you add 60 seconds + 60 seconds it will only cook for one minute and twenty seconds. Even though 60 seconds is one minute? (I know, confusing question.)
I guess to put it into simpliest terms, How come 1 minute + 1 minute = 2 minutes, but 60 seconds + 60 seconds = only one minute and twenty seconds?

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I was showering last night and i walked out completely naked my sister is ther and she was staring at my penis. I was like wat the fu.ckk? and she said i had a nice penis. My penis got stif and she asked if she could touch i said she could so she then she rubbed it I so she then got naked and i fingered her and playedwith her boobies she has never had a boyfriend so she hadnt seen a penis since she saw my dads like 10 years ago
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today tho found a ciggerete and i was smoking while i analed her and the neighbors smelt it and came and caught us. They are going to tell our parents who are coming home 2morrow. Wat do we do?? And also is it normal to look at ur siblings privates?

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