Recent reviews by Batzinki

This game makes me wish there was more trash in the ocean.

Stimulate caveman brain.
High anxiety in own cave.
9/10 rocks.

I was way more invested in the story than I thought I would be. This was one of the best Sonic games in recent memory.

I’m a little teapot
Short and stout.
Here is my handle,
Here is my spout.
When I get all steamed up
Hear me shout:
Ding, ding, ding
I'll knock you out!

I have only played this game post-multiplayer release and it is a blast to play with friends. It's a survival-horror game that feels like a rogue-like. You die over and over but do a little bit better each time. Killing your previous, now zombified corpse, is surreal.

This game is ruthless and unforgiving even to new players on normal difficulty but with persistence, the combat system rewards you with fast paced and exhilarating fights that make you want to keep trying until you've Izuna dropped every fiend into oblivion.

On higher difficulties it feels like this game repeatedly kicks you in the balls and doesn't stop. 9/10.

I learned that existence is meaningless and I'm okay with that. 10/10