touched this guy up

i love this guy I just wish he'd stop emasculating me in front of my widowed mother and her twink boyfriend

Oh the weather ⛅❄ outside 🗻🏡 is frightful 😱!!! But ➡inside⬅ MY ASS 🍑 it's delightful 👍👌💯!!! WINTER❄IS❄HERE!!! U kno what that means.... TIME🕛 TO LICK👅 SOME (SNOW)BALLS😍😜😘!!! And here ♥♥♥♥ Santa 🎅! If ur naughty😈, you'll be punished😩💨. If ur nice💗, you'll get a long 😲, hard 💪 DICC 🍆 4 christmAss🎄! U might even be one of Santa's 🎅 side ho ho ho's! Send this 📩 2 ur 1⬜2⬜ baddest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of Christmas b4 the year is over⏳⌛, or else you won't get dicc 4 a whole year 📅😬😢! We wish u a merry 🎁🎄Christmas🎄🎁, and a ♥♥♥♥♥ new year 🎆🎇😍!!!

A nice little story of the first time I nutted. It's gonna be pretty short so stick around.

It all started in first grade gym class. We had a little course set up and you could go ♥♥♥♥ around freely at the end of the lesson.

They had some ropes hanging from the ceiling that you could climb or swing on. I was climbing and slipped a little so I grabbed the rope tightly and straightened my legs to press the rope between my thighs. At that point what happened was very confusing to a 7 year old ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I pissed my pants (witch later turned out to be ♥♥♥) and slid down the rope mid-♥♥♥♥♥♥. I told my friend to climb the magic nut-rope, but he didn't believe.

I still to this day wonder how my underdeveloped limp ♥♥♥♥♥ managed to crank one out.

-1 rep Survivor. Sandbags, Tbags, & Steals Items. Always runs the killer to you, no hooks, crouch walks entire game. Also has a fat dumpy.

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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
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