Recent reviews by ttv/CuttingClass

Truly the closest to the Peter Jackson novels we will ever get.
A lighthearted romp in which Flybee and Sandwhale Gungeens have to climb a hill and destroy their uncles horny ring.
10/10

I'll tell you what's not an illusion, the jizz all over my ceiling after watching Mickey mouse bouncing up and down on Goofys big phat dong.
10/10

I don't know who Cally is but her caves are getting XXXplored.
10/10

Jack Black voices a ripped beefcake whos bum I would bust open like a can of refried beans.
10/10

tom cruise

10/10

I used to play this game back when it was a simple mod, it gave me my first ever "Scare-boner"
Seeing it progress into such a sick rpg/economy simulator has made me so happy.
It's one of those games that's easy to learn but incredibly hard to master (a lot like commiting fraud).
I highly reccomend this game and give it 10 stars out of 12.5 stars.

TOP TIP: Play this game with the lights out and your clothes off in someone elses home for extra spooky fun!

Like Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, if it was about fighter jets and closeted gay men.
Can't even blow up the world trade center.
0/10

Controls are a bit clunky but after jerking your brother off for about 45 minutes it's fun to play.
10/10