+rep One of 13 of the hag players

+Rep nice and funny <3

Actually a pretty great guy!
Anyone reading this should friend him because you won't regret it! :>

who this

Ah, hello, Gordon!
Nothing ventured, nothing gained!
Look Gordon, ropes!
We can use them for big pits!

Ah, hello, Gordon!
Nothing ventured nothing gained!
I'm getting full, Gordon
We can use (soda) for my clone!

My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.

My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell me I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.

I had a girlfriend when I was a young lad, she loved me for who I was and did not care for this deformity, but