Recent reviews by CR4cK.HEDI

Forgotten aesthetics and sounds of an artstyle which were almost completely ruined due to a mass influx of cringey trendhoppers of the 2010's or so..

Actually really makes me wonder why this aesthetic isnt being revived right now??

Except without the tasteless & retarded memes people were doing of this aesthetic back in the day, guess it just was a little ahead of its time then since i think it would've been a perfect mood for our current landscape in the world..
Our world is already a commodified hellscape that is turning more and more digital each day yet has feeling of naive hopefulness and emptiness which is being covered by flashy stuff that really we dont need

I love making little children scream for help as I eat them alive!

Braindead enemy AI, Braindead civilians, HORRIBLE music, Unfitting atmosphere, Too much pistol reskins, Not enough melee knockout and kill animations, Unfitting voice acting for the location that the people are in, No dual wielding silverballers, Great game mechanics from previous Hitman games are not included such as using a humanshield or the bleedout to death mechanic when you would shoot someone in the stomach, Game devs seem to not give much of a ♥♥♥♥ about the game, Game REQUIRES you to be online in a SINGLE PLAYER GAME...............

Overall:
100/10 MUST BUY

Game reminds me of the good ol' days on the web when everything was fresh and had a soul.. but it mainly reminds me of Goddyfather since he is the one I learned about this game from when I was like 10 years old or something

https://youtu.be/TmkuQ7tiJnI

If you actually want to play the gaem then you really should mod back the songs back that they removed due to copyright expiring or some ♥♥♥♥ - it makes it much more enjoyable.

I remember spending so much time on this epic game.. wish it was more alive as it was back in the day

Larp 2 Win

Gravity bending augmentations? Plutocrat Bio-currency Stock market manipulations? Mass organ harvesting? Hopeless inescapable prisons of physical reality? Radioactive zombie babes? Demonic million dollar Fishes? Metaphysical Divine links to doors? DNA Scrambling super weapons? Hidden Super Mario Dimensions? Demiurge controlled death fields?

Pretty sure Alex Jones warned us about this 20 years ago..

this game is stupid. what else do you want me to say?

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