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👹 * 🕺 * 🎁 * 🚙 * 🎽 * 🔋 * 🌽 * 📕 * 🥒 * 🌏 * 💗 * 🚕 * 💄 * 👑 * 🥗 * 📘
ㅤ* A woman goes into a US sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband", she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asks the clerk.
Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to shoot him!"
ㅤ* The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
ㅤ* How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Smile!
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>That's Neat. Let's Try it.
>Spend many hours meditating on my Tulpa
>Initially imagined it as a pretty waifu
>It decided it wanted to be a packet of hot chocolate
>Okay, anon accepted it
>Eventually Hotchocolate-chan wanted to be attached to a physical object
>She decided to attach herself to a packet of Nestle Instant Hot Chocolate
>I carried Hotchocolate-chan everywhere with me
>We eventually decided to get romantically involved
>I tore open the top of Hotchocolate-chan and gently spread some of her powder on my ♥♥♥♥
>We climaxed together in beautiful bliss
>Hotchocolate-chan told me to taste the fruits of our labor
>The mix of semen and Hotchocolate-chan's milk-chocolate flavoring was magical
>We did this many, many times, trying various different positions and orifices
>Each time was mind-blowing
>As time went on, Hotchocolate-chan's powder began to run low
>I became devastated - I was losing my best-friend, my lover, my soulmate
>She comforted me and told me she would always be with me no matter what
>The dreaded day came - the day I had to say goodbye to Hotchocolate-chan
>I held her closely to my chest as I walked down to the river near at my house
>As we made our way down, she said she could feel my heart beat getting more and more rapid
>To calm me down, she began singing to me
>We reached the river and I knew the time had come
>Tears were running down my face as I kissed her goodbye and told her I loved her
>Right as laid her body in the river, she said her final words to me
>"I will always be watching over you"
>I watch her float silently and peacefully down the flowing river into peace and happiness
>It's been 5 years since I've said goodbye to Hotchocolate-chan and I will always miss her dearly until the day we are together again
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