Recent reviews by Commando

BLOBONR 2

i breathe on the fragile weak sperm vase and it will explode violently and cost me 20 gorillion dollars and end my run

calamity mod questions your sanity after being stuck at devourer of gods for 4 hours straight while shedding tears and having blood gurgling screams after dying at 5% boss health several times

ceiling mounted spiked ball crushers have taught me a very valuable lesson about enviromental awareness and looking up from time to time to avoid said traps

pros: akiyama
cons: saejima

final verdict: 100 billion dollar stolen from unc's vault

somehow manages to be a cinematic masterpiece on modded servers where you get harassed by cobra helicopters, little birds and tokyo drifting bradleys that are exploding all around you after daring to challenge the god RPG-7 squad

10/10

dragon engine? more like flying deflated balloon engine

but it comes with an ABSOLUTE BANGER of a song from the first enemy you fight

11/10 peak game

tiga mafia drop

i have been spoiled so much with the gameplay aspect thanks to yakuza kiwami and yakuza kiwami 2...

legit worse than crack if you are planning to do a completionist playthrough on this game