+rep he unleashed his atomic load twice (he dropped two nukes)

I'll be your girlfriend.

21 and Single White Male...
-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled
-Humorous - A great think and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life
-Diplomatic -Friendly - Loves his family - Peaceful -Very creative - He's lonely
...Seeking a CUTE 18-21 SINGLE FEMALE COMPANION
18-21 years of age &does_not_already have a boyfriendSingle
-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charolettesville or RUckersville area
*Does NOT Smoke or rink Alcohol - Happy, Positive Personality
If any MEN read this huge sign...
MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS
(And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)

WHY! WHY! WHY DID YOU DO IT FOR ME??

I just said it? For you?
Tch.

WHY'D YOU KILL YOUR CAT???